Ten Reasons for Pens Fans to be Happy about the Stanley Cup Finals

[loki604]

10. Crosby won’t embarrass our reputation anymore with his whining (unless Chicago or Philly gets a hat trick).

9. At the end of the day, Alex Ovechkin will still have as many Cups as Rico Fata.

8. Patrick Kane could usurp Crosby as “Player with the most embarrassing hair-facial hair combo to win a Stanley Cup.”

7. None of our valued role players will increase their monetary value by scoring two goals in game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals.

6. Remember the pain we felt after the ’08 Finals? Flyers fans may experience that same pain.

5. Our monthly payments to Gary Bettman will decrease.

4. With the longer offseason, Sid has time to move out of Mario’s place. Hopefully, with a decrease in babysitting hours, he will have time to transform his one-dimensional game.

3. We will never have to hear the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion, Alexei Ponikarovsky.”

2. Ron Cook won’t be writing about hockey for eleven months.

1. We will get to see a bunch a players, who were once kids skating on the pond, realize their dreams of winning the Stanley Cup.

 

[elocomotive]

7. None of our overpaid role players will increase their monetary value by scoring two goals in game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals.

I fixed that for ya.

 

[puckhead]

4. With the longer offseason, Sid has time to move out of Mario’s place. Hopefully, with a decrease in babysitting hours, he will have time to transform his one-dimensional game. .

I dunno.... if this is the first time he's lived ever on his own, he could get all Tiger Woodsy here.
look for 35 goals, 78 points next season :p