Some of your favorite Iowa State jokes??

[rmilia1]

Why do Iowa State graduates hang their diplomas from their windshields???

So they can park in handicapped spaces.



How do you make Iowa State cookies??

Put them in a bowl and beat them for 3 hours.



Whats the difference between Iowa State cheerleaders and a catfish??

1 has whiskers and stinks like hell, the other is a catfish.



What is the difference between an Iowa State fan and a puppy??

The puppy will eventually stop whining.



- Anymore good ones???

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[rmilia1]

I dont get it....

 

[rmilia1]

Even the old paper knows that Iowa State players are homos. " Aroused Iowa State 11???" Why the hell were they aroused???

 

[herky]

Why is it that the Iowa State football team doesn’t have a web site?

They can’t string three “Ws” together.



Iowa is playing at Iowa State, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. A Iowa State fan sets off a firecracker, and Iowa, thinking it’s the end of the half, runs off the field.

Three plays later, Iowa State punts.



How many Iowa state fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to screw in the light bulb and the other two to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.

 

[rmilia1]

Why is it that the Iowa State football team doesn’t have a web site?

They can’t string three “Ws” together.



Iowa is playing at Iowa State, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. A Iowa State fan sets off a firecracker, and Iowa, thinking it’s the end of the half, runs off the field.

Three plays later, Iowa State punts.


How many Iowa state fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to screw in the light bulb and the other two to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.

LOL.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

What's gayer than shit but still lives in Iowa?


HawkeyeHater

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Ye are right.. Iowa is full of gays..

But I just work in Iowa, I live in thee Great State of Nebraska...



So...... :p

 

[hawkeyedan]

I'll have to find the pic to put on here. It's a pic of "the most interesting man" in the dos equis beer commercials with words reading "I don't always talk to Iowa State graduates, but when I do, I ask for fries and a shake".