Second cup of Coffee Talk

[Darkstone42]

That new Facebook friend of mine shared another such account's tweet today. I had my suspicions, and lo and behold, it was tweeting alongside this account, and had been suspended for being, you know, fake.

 

[Comeds]

According to some, the real victim of the shooting last week is the NRA. My thoughts and prayers go out to them.

*Velociraptor bursts through window bites my arm*

 

[jstewismybastardson]

She knew lol

 

[sbb122]

 

[Groo]

He needs to stick to the hand written notes provided to him
Still, comedy gold

 

[forty_three]

Marco Rubio and President Trump Stumble Through Gun Control Debates - The Daily Show with Trevor Noah | Comedy Central

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Was this after a morning of drinking Drambuie straight with Brian Burke and saying "You know what would be a really good PR move???"

 

[elocomotive]

"I can tell you there are tremendous, tremendous feeling that we want do get something done. And we're leading that feeling I hope." -Trump

That's not English, bro. You were looking for the word responding.

Is he a space alien? It's like he's studied our culture and replicated what is seen as success on TV while not quite getting the language part right.

 

[forty_three]

In case you are wondering, here are the other companies who offer discounts or have relationships with the NRA:

 

[elocomotive]

^"We're going to be looking at it very strongly."

Again, that's not a phrase, man. Fucking embarrassing.

Dan Quayle was a god damn genius next to this guy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is fucking glorious.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

In case you are wondering, here are the other companies who offer discounts or have relationships with the NRA:

Three major car rental companies dump the NRA

 

[dare2be]

Is he a space alien? It's like he's studied our culture and replicated what is seen as success on TV while not quite getting the language part right.

Reptilian Visitor. Couldn't quite get the skin color right either.

 

[forty_three]

Reptilian Visitor. Couldn't quite get the skin color right either.

Or the hair. Or the size of the hands.

 

[dare2be]

Or the size of the hands.

That explains things.

 

[thedddd]

Was this after a morning of drinking Drambuie straight with Brian Burke and saying "You know what would be a really good PR move???"

What a messed up individual....

Surprised he didn't say this:

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

What a messed up individual....

Surprised he didn't say this:

 

[elocomotive]

According to some, the real victim of the shooting last week is the NRA. My thoughts and prayers go out to them.

*Velociraptor bursts through window bites my arm*

Don't worry, @Comeds. Velociraptors don't kill people. Claws and teeth kill people.

We don't need dinosaur control, we need to work on dental health.

 

[dash]

Breaking News on CNN - Gates reaches deal to plead guilty in Mueller probe.

 

[forty_three]

Breaking News on CNN - Gates reaches deal to plead guilty in Mueller probe.