Second cup of Coffee Talk

[KennyBanyeah]

 

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[forty_three]

 

[Darkstone42]

Most of the folks who shoot up schools were students there. Students, likely, of the teachers Donnie would have pull the trigger on them.

Highly trained or not, I think it would be awfully hard to pull the trigger on someone you were charged with nurturing.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

isnt USA more like ... everybody gets an AR15 to kill the sharks ... but we're gonna need some swimmers to stay in the water to point out the sharks

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Most of the folks who shoot up schools were students there. Students, likely, of the teachers Donnie would have pull the trigger on them.

Highly trained or not, I think it would be awfully hard to pull the trigger on someone you were charged with nurturing.

This is easily solvable though. You just make sure that you hire hardened members of the Cosa Nostra as your teachers. Those guys will turn on their own flesh and blood if need be.

In unrelated news Donnie Twitterhands has shuffled his top personnel yet again. Ladies and gentlemen your new secretary of education!!

 

[forty_three]

Fla. shooting survivor's mother: We have received death threats

Fuck 'Merica. Seriously.

 

[Comeds]

The Jurassic Park effect? At the end of the movie forgotten kids one and two were being chased by raptors? What saved them? Another dinosaur.
Argument over.

 

[thedddd]

Come on we all know sharks dont kill people, but it is the people that kill people.

 

[dare2be]

The Jurassic Park effect? At the end of the movie forgotten kids one and two were being chased by raptors? What saved them? Another dinosaur.
Argument over.

That's only because Jesus was riding that dinosaur.

 

[Comeds]

The only thing that can stop a bad dinosaur is a good dinosaur.

 

[Darkstone42]

Fla. shooting survivor's mother: We have received death threats

Fuck 'Merica. Seriously.

Monsters, the lot of them. The ones who make the threats, and the ones who cook up these conspiracy theories in the interest of keeping their power.

 

[elocomotive]

The only thing that can stop a bad dinosaur is a good dinosaur.

So we all learned about gun control analogies today... and a little about dinosaurs.

 

[dash]

Taken down by a cherry pit...

Living in the Calgary area, Stroup had become somewhat of a regular at the Bears Den — a now-closed restaurant just outside Calgary's city limits to the northwest in the community of Bearspaw — and was well liked by the staff.

"Just over the top charming," said Scott Winograd, the restaurant's former general manager and co-proprietor.

But that changed in November following an unusual request by Stroup.

"One day out of the blue, he ordered a Cherry Coke and he wanted eight maraschino cherries in it, which is just bizarre. That just doesn't happen," said Winograd.

But the customer always being right, staff put the drink together and served it to Stroup.

"About a minute later, he calls the server over and he's clutching his jaw and says, 'I bit into a pit and broke some dental work,' and he holds this pit up," said Winograd.

Staff at the restaurant became suspicious as maraschino cherries generally don't have pits.

"He held up this pit that looked like a regular cherry," said Winograd.

"Fair enough. My supervisor handled it and the next day, this gentleman comes in with forms from a dental office, and it looked sketchy because it was all handwritten forms… it didn't look official by any means, but he had his name on it, and his birthday."

America's most wanted deadbeat dad was on the run for 20 years until this Canadian turned him in

 

[esls79]

I thought only the US had a problem with deadbeat illegals.

 

[forty_three]

I thought only the US had a problem with deadbeat illegals.

When we send people up there, we aren't sending our best. Jack Johnson (to Vancouver) for example.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

THEEEEEEE HILLLLLLS ARRRRRRE DEAAAAAAAAD (end song)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]