Second cup of Coffee Talk

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A desperate Donald Trump records a message on Facebook offering free inauguration tickets

Please come to my party. It's gonna *sniff* be YUUGE.

He's not a president, he's a carnival barker.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

trump is gonna go apeshit ... gonna turn to twitter and tell Keisuke Honda hes gonna drop tarriffs all over his ass

This is probably what Trump is ACTUALLY worried about with Honda.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Also this...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So Trump and Pence sent out an invitation video to the inauguration. Seems odd but the comments section certainly didn't go well.

Here is the embedded URL.


My favoUrite:

Thanks for the invite, but I'd rather slide down a chute of broken glass before jumping into a bath of rubbing alcohol with a lit cigarette.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Jesus H. Fuck!!! Can you not just paste a URL into a post???

 

[forty_three]

A collection of regretful Trump voters.

One of the nice things about the Internet is that it makes it somewhat easy for strangers to track and display how fucking stupid you are.

 

[dash]

Thanks for the invite, but I'd rather slide down a chute of broken glass before jumping into a bath of rubbing alcohol with a lit cigarette.

Was that written by Weird Al Yankovic?

"I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you"

 

[dare2be]

A collection of regretful Trump voters.

One of the nice things about the Internet is that it makes it somewhat easy for strangers to track and display how fucking stupid you are.

"Full me once, shame on me"

 

[KennyBanyeah]

A collection of regretful Trump voters.

One of the nice things about the Internet is that it makes it somewhat easy for strangers to track and display how fucking stupid you are.

"Full me once, shame on me"

How do these people exist??? I've been to the US, and I never saw this level of fucktardery. I just can't even... why??

How??

Is there some underground movement of inbreeders that is sweeping the nation and only comes out for elections and then to use the twitter machine???

 

[dash]

Pretty funny that a person with the handle "Flippy" is regretting supporting Trump.

 

[forty_three]

How do these people exist??? I've been to the US, and I never saw this level of fucktardery. I just can't even... why??

How??

Is there some underground movement of inbreeders that is sweeping the nation and only comes out for elections and then to use the twitter machine???

I married into a family of them.

I know several others. They exist.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

How do these people exist??? I've been to the US, and I never saw this level of fucktardery. I just can't even... why??

How??

Is there some underground movement of inbreeders that is sweeping the nation and only comes out for elections and then to use the twitter machine???

Have you visited the south?

Because...well...it's the south.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Have you visited the south?

Because...well...it's the south.

I have and I've seen some questionable stuff and met some "rustic" folk, but this is just so DUMB.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I have and I've seen some questionable stuff and met some "rustic" folk, but this is just so DUMB.

Did you play the Confederate flag drinking game?

It's the number one cause of alcohol poisoning among non-rednecks.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Did you play the Confederate flag drinking game?

It's the number one cause of alcohol poisoning among non-rednecks.

 

[forty_three]

Have you visited the south?

Because...well...it's the south.

And Appalachia.

And the plains.




And the vast wastelands like Montana and Wyoming and however many Dakotas we have now.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

There's variants depending on how messed up you want to get.

For first time players I definitely don't recommend the "take a shot every time you see a confederate flag" variant. You could stick with the "take a sip of beer every time someone tells you it's 'heritage'" and still get pretty buzzed.

 

[esls79]

And Appalachia.

And the plains.




And the vast wastelands like Montana and Wyoming and however many Dakotas we have now.

When I lived in Montana I had roommates from Georgia and Mississippi so I can kind of see where you're coming from. However, it takes some level of intelligence to flee those states for Montana so I'm gonna call this one a push.

/and by flee, I don't mean from the cops

//and at least they weren't from Lethbridge

 

[dash]

//and at least they weren't from Lethbridge

As DW has said, "I don't care how often it's posted and re-posted, I never tire of it"

 

[dash]

Just curious what people think, if Bernie Sanders is the Democratic nominee instead of Hillary, does he win? I really think a lot of people didn't vote for Donald as much as they voted against Hillary.