Relieve your frustration. Post a Mariner haiku

[PolarVortex]

Right handed relief
Sucks a big alpaca cock
Howard killed the team

 

[PolarVortex]

Robbie cannot hit
left handed pitching any more
million dollar fraud

 

[cezero]

losers losers los-
ers losers losers losers
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

 

[unlvmariners]

Jesus.. LOL

 

[gohusk]

we suck once again
fire another manager
good dick jack z sucks

 

[HammerDown]

 

[seahawksfan234]

Didn't you do this back on CBS?

 

[PolarVortex]

Didn't you do this back on CBS?

Not on the Mariner board. But on the main baseball board, a group of e-friends who I colloborated with as Yankee fan antagonists, started a Derek Jeter haiku thread that mainly targeted his closet sexual preferences.

 

[AceKeptic]

Here we go again,
Knocking on the basement door.
Time for football yet?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

We had a team once
But that was then and not now
Give us a decade


Seattle is shit
Every year is the same crap
This is not a joke

 

[Anointed One]

"WE should've got the live chicken" ~ Willie Mays Hays...

 

[seahawksfan234]

Mariners really suck
One run losses every day
Making me drink more

 

[Anointed One]

Guy in Bar: You know, they could be a lot worse.

Construction Worker: Ya know, these guys ain't so fuckin' bad.

Groundskeeper #2: [In Japanese] They're still shitty

Major League quotes are great when referring to the M's... Japanese are smart...

 

[seahawksfan234]

Major League quotes are great when referring to the M's... Japanese are smart...

Yeah explains our success since they took over our team.

 

[Anointed One]

Yeah explains our success since they took over our team.

There are always exceptions to the rule...

 

[PolarVortex]

Yeah explains our success since they took over our team.

Japanese women are affectionate, enthusiastic and highly gifted in the bedroom. Otherwise, I can't think of anything nice to say about Japs.

 

[seahawksfan234]

Japanese women are affectionate, enthusiastic and highly gifted in the bedroom. Otherwise, I can't think of anything nice to say about Japs.

I've only hooked up with white girls.

How racist of me.

 

[AceKeptic]

Fernando Rodney
Gives up every single time
This year's Ayala

 

[TheDman875]

Since they're running out of 90's promos to put butts in the seats, I hear Friday vs. the Rangers, the 1st 10,000 fans get a vial of Joey Cora's tears. It's going to be awesome.

 

[Anointed One]

They need to hand out Edgar Martinez, "Light Bats" to the first 10,000 one night...