Phillies Lineup

[Cedrique]

I want to see Rupp have a break-out year and I mean a huge year. The dude has really balked-up and looks like another big first basemen we used to employ.

Glenn Wilson?

 

[Cedrique]

I have to admit that is the gayest picture I have ever posted on here----not that there's anything wrong with it....

 

[Cedrique]

Also, I remember that came from some Phillies promotion around the time Rambo came out (they called him Glennbo), but who from the marketing department said "we need to design a vest with a bunch of baseballs glued to the front" ?

 

[Retroram52]

Definitely Cedrique!

 

[Guy Incognito]

Phillies Spring Training Broadcast

 

[Omar 382]

Phillies Spring Training Broadcast

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I suck your dick, Guy Incognito?

 

[Omar 382]

They never would have broadcast a game against the University of freaking Tampa 10 years ago. I love new technology- except for when A.I. robots take over the world

 

[Omar 382]

Wow, and I was actually thinking of paying attention this chemistry class

 

[Guy Incognito]

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I suck your dick, Guy Incognito?

That depends on whether or not you're having a herpes outbreak.

 

[Omar 382]

That depends on whether or not you're having a herpes outbreak.

Not an outbreak. It's isolated to my lips- is that ok? FWIW, I still don't really understand what oral sex means

 

[Omar 382]

When I was a sophomore in high school, a girl told me to please her orally so I started reading Bible verses about sex very sensually. She broke it off a couple of days later

 

[Guy Incognito]

They never would have broadcast a game against the University of freaking Tampa 10 years ago. I love new technology- except for when A.I. robots take over the world

 

[Cedrique]

They never would have broadcast a game against the University of freaking Tampa 10 years ago. I love new technology- except for when A.I. robots take over the world

Oh, they were talking about Robots? I thought all those scientists were saying Allen Iverson was going to take over the world. Robots makes more sense

 

[Cedrique]

Wow, and I was actually thinking of paying attention this chemistry class

Let's be serious. You never really considered paying attention in chemistry class-unless this is the day they are going to teach you how to make crystal meth....

 

[powerchord86]

SPRING TRAINING GAMES!!!

 

[Omar 382]

Oh, they were talking about Robots? I thought all those scientists were saying Allen Iverson was going to take over the world. Robots makes more sense

That would explain a lot of hip-hop references about balling that I never understood

 

[Omar 382]

Let's be serious. You never really considered paying attention in chemistry class-unless this is the day they are going to teach you how to make crystal meth....

Every time you write "Let's be serious," I know it's going to be a put-down. How about you shove it, jerk. And Dad, just because I didn't make the game-winning lay-up doesn't mean I'm a fuck-up and deserve to walk home from the game!

 

[Cedrique]

Every time you write "Let's be serious," I know it's going to be a put-down. How about you shove it, jerk. And Dad, just because I didn't make the game-winning lay-up doesn't mean I'm a fuck-up and deserve to walk home from the game!

You're lucky I let you play. Now put on your workboots and respirator! It's time to go to work. I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8-year old!

 

[Retroram52]

I am telling ya' Cedrique. You definitely have a career in stand-up comedy.

 

[Cedrique]

Phillies Spring Training Broadcast

It's on now! No sound but they just showed some batting practice