Series Thread: Phillies @ Braves Series Thread

[Cedrique]

I do have to admit "go tan your balls elsewhere" was a good one

 

[Omar 382]

This is the best ever

"It is simply not good that they lose the game with 8 and were only successful to made 5. Well, i am still hopeful that the upcoming matches will be good to watch. For this purpose, i keep on checking Cheap Philadelphia Phillies Tickets from several sources and found only a few. If you know some, then please share."


OK Nigel, I'll go to your lame ass website to check on the upcoming "matches"

LOL, that must be what the mentally challenged people in London sound like

 

[Omar 382]

I do have to admit "go tan your balls elsewhere" was a good one

It's good, but my favorite is

"Kaplar...what a disaster!!!!!
Waiting for His comments after the game...it was like waiting for Hilary after a Loss!!!"

I think he hit all my favorite things when reading a retarded post. Misspelling the manager's name, check. Multiple exclamation marks after a declaration of doom, check. Capitalizing random words, check and check. Bringing up a politician, and the politician being Hillary Clinton, and misspelling her name, motherfucking triple check.

 

[Cedrique]

Kingery In, Fraudco Out

 

[Cedrique]

It's good, but my favorite is

"Kaplar...what a disaster!!!!!
Waiting for His comments after the game...it was like waiting for Hilary after a Loss!!!"

I think he hit all my favorite things when reading a retarded post. Misspelling the manager's name, check. Multiple exclamation marks after a declaration of doom, check. Capitalizing random words, check and check. Bringing up a politician, and the politician being Hillary Clinton, and misspelling her name, motherfucking triple check.

And the pitcher is hitting 8th with Crawford batting 9th. They're gonna love that. Let the insanity begin!

 

[Omar 382]

And the pitcher is hitting 8th with Crawford batting 9th. They're gonna love that. Let the insanity begin!

Literally can’t wait for 7:35. He’s going to use Hoby Milner in the 9th to face Freeman after Neris got the first two batters out, and the fans will be like

 

[Taddy Mason]

Guess ICE picked up Alfaro.

 

[Omar 382]

Pivetta looks good so far

 

[Omar 382]

Good breaking ball to Freeman there

 

[Omar 382]

Guess ICE picked up Alfaro.

Well, he did admittedly have 50 bricks on him....

 

[Omar 382]

RHYS! RHYS! RHYS!

 

[Omar 382]

I like T-Mac, but that was the lamest home run call ever

 

[Taddy Mason]

RHYS! RHYS! RHYS!

was in the elevator, so i missed it, what'd he go with?

he certainly won my second keeper spot over Syndergaard.

 

[Omar 382]

was in the elevator, so i missed it, what'd he go with?

he certainly won my second keeper spot over Syndergaard.

423 foot home run

 

[Omar 382]

was in the elevator, so i missed it, what'd he go with?

he certainly won my second keeper spot over Syndergaard.

Oh, the home run call? I don't know, it was his typical "Gone" but when the ball left the bat, I think he thought the ball was just a typical fly ball to left field

 

[Omar 382]

Two 108 MPH hits for Kingery, first home run of the year for Hoskins, first hit and home run in a Phillies uniform for Santana, first hit of the year for Crawford, first win of the year for the Phillies, and where, oh where is Cedrique to be found? Oh, that's right, it was a Friday night in Miami

 

[Omar 382]

Lovin’ the new and improved Vince Velasquez. You can clearly see that all the offseason talk of him transitioning from a “thrower” to a “pitcher” was completely accurate and well-founded. What are we thinking- 18, 19 wins this year? Dude’s a fucking stud.

 

[Omar 382]

This dude is a freakin’ workhorse. Bullpen is gassed, 15 different pitchers used in the first two games of the year (an MLB record), and Velasquez lets everyone know they have the night off- only 48 pitches through 2 IP

 

[Chewbaccer]

This dude is a freakin’ workhorse. Bullpen is gassed, 15 different pitchers used in the first two games of the year (an MLB record), and Velasquez lets everyone know they have the night off- only 48 pitches through 2 IP

I get that Kapler is big on the analytics, and he thinks the BP is a strength for the Phillies, but at this pace, the Phillies' pen will be wore down before June.

 

[Omar 382]

2.2 IP???? Velasquez, you bum, I thought you were going 8 with 180 pitches thrown like Nolan Ryan!!!