Pablo to waddle his way back to SF

[molsaniceman]

but it's a minor league deal and the Giants aren't paying him a dime.... It really shouldn't mean anything to Giants fans...

who knew 1/2 mil is less than a dime

 

[calsnowskier]

who knew 1/2 mil is less than a dime

Why is the "useful" tag not an option in all forums?

 

[gobigred]

Sandoval and Bartolo Colon will join to form the All-Obesity team.

 

[calsnowskier]

Sandoval and Bartolo Colon will join to form the All-Obesity team.

At least Colon took his career seriously (from a professional level, I mean - he still plays the game with the glee of a child). AND he has 15 years on Pablo. He has an excuse to be heavier.

 

[navamind]

Giants 3B in 2017: -0.8 WAR (last in MLB)
Sandoval in 2017: -0.4 WAR

I think it's an upgrade.

 

[redseat]

who knew 1/2 mil is less than a dime

The Giants are paying him $1/2 million?

 

[molsaniceman]

The Giants are paying him $1/2 million?

since its middle of year probably half that but yea they dont get him for free (league minimum is 1/2 mil)

 

[redseat]

since its middle of year probably half that but yea they dont get him for free (league minimum is 1/2 mil)

oh.. Thought the Red Sox were paying all of it, regardless of league minimum

 

[molsaniceman]

oh.. Thought the Red Sox were paying all of it, regardless of league minimum

he signs a new contract

 

[redseat]

he signs a new contract

This is true... Then nevermind... Giants are stupid

 

[moxie]

This is true... Then nevermind... Giants are stupid

Fuck you.

Never mind. That was uncalled for. They ARE stupid.

 

[redseat]

Fuck you.

Never mind. That was uncalled for. They ARE stupid.

Love you too!

What's the word around San Francisco why they signed him?

 

[moxie]

Love you too!

What's the word around San Francisco why they signed him?

To sell a couple of stupid ass panda hats.

 

[redseat]

To sell a couple of stupid ass panda hats.

you ever buys those stupid things needs to get shot

 

[OutlawImmortal]

As far as baseball goes, this moves hardly moves the needle.

But Giants fans are NOT happy about this move. Twitter has been blowing up since the news was leaked last night. It reeks of a marketing grab by the org.

Can you blame them?? They're 29 games back!

 

[msgkings322]

Can you blame them?? They're 29 games back!

Yeah this has zero chance of happening if they are competitive. Why not try to get some interest in the team? If he blows, they cut him. If he hits, hey free hits.

 

[Rex Racer]

Unless he hits at least one HR a game and gloves every infield hit, he can eat cat shit from a dirty dog bowl for all I care

Well, that's just cold.


<crosses moxie off the potential Sugar Momma list>

 

[moxie]

Well, that's just cold.


<crosses moxie off the potential Sugar Momma list>

Just don't fuck with my Giants and you're golden.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Every friggin' time I think about that MFer in black & orange again, I get all stabby!!

 

[Rex Racer]

Just don't fuck with my Giants and you're golden.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Every friggin' time I think about that MFer in black & orange again, I get all stabby!!

He certainly didn't do the Red Sox any favors in his time here either. Fucking fat ass showed up looking like he ate his agent and shit went south in a hurry.

Truth is, it wouldn't surprise me if he started to play well again now that he is back in SF..

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Yeah this has zero chance of happening if they are competitive. Why not try to get some interest in the team? If he blows, they cut him. If he hits, hey free hits.

Free hits and pissing @moxie off is always worth it.