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Whenever anybody sends me something they say "This is funny, I dont care who you are" or something similar about; its almost never funny. And then I have to go to the trouble of hunting them down and beating them. Everyone loses.
 

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Whenever anybody sends me something they say "This is funny, I dont care who you are" or something similar about; its almost never funny. And then I have to go to the trouble of hunting them down and beating them. Everyone loses.
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Guys I dont want to get political or anything, but to be honest President Trump kind of drives me fucking nuts.
 

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Guys I dont want to get political or anything, but to be honest President Trump kind of drives me fucking nuts.

He should. All of the good FEMA campers will be long gone by the time he gets around to imprisoning white, hetero men like us.
 

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Delegating tasks to people at work who fail to follow through and then the sheep hits the fan.
 

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This Person.

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I've never been in a Starbucks or had their coffee, but I am starting to get a sense of why the line is always so long every time I drive past one.
 

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Hey Timmy, smarten up.

The Ontario high school teacher who disrupted a vaccination clinic by allegedly telling his students they could die from vaccinations stormed out of a disciplinary hearing Tuesday after he was found guilty of professional misconduct.

The penalty proposed by the Ontario College of Teachers had been a reprimand and a one-month suspension, after which Timothy Sullivan could continue teaching.

But the panel is debating whether to continue with the hearing after Sullivan fled following the guilty finding.

Earlier in the day, Sullivan spoke in his own defence, telling the panel that he was trying to protect his students.

"What was taking place 10 steps from my door was assault and battery. I had an obligation to go do something about it," Timothy Sullivan said at an Ontario College of Teachers discipline hearing.

Sullivan, who has no lawyer and is representing himself with a sometimes unorganized and unorthodox defence, spoke at the hearing as his own witness Wednesday.
 

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I just got an e-mail from FeDex (lol) with the subject title "Your package failed at delivery please contact with us"

Ummm, no :D
 

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Sounds like a personal problem. My package never fails at delivery. You might want to contact with them to see if it solves the problem.
 

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I just got an e-mail from FeDex (lol) with the subject title "Your package failed at delivery please contact with us"

Ummm, no :D

I got a friend request on Facebook from a guy with a profile picture of the Mega Millions logo. There was a letter at the lottery office with my name on it that needed my address to be verified. I fucked with him on messenger for a while building up his hopes that i was a dipshit before i told him he deserves a special place in hell for trying to scam stupid people.
 

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Yeah, the scammers don't bug me too much, because it's pretty entertaining to mess with them. I don't know if they still try it, but the guys calling from *microsoft* to fix my computer were my favourite.

What drives me nuts lately: my job is too write specifications and create prototypes for some corporate tools our agency uses, and then pass them along to our systems engineering division, who create the actual program. It drives me nuts, because their programmers are brutal, and the final product is often slower, with more bugs, than my prototype. It drives me extra nuts because I know how much those guys get paid!
 

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Message board quality.

Taken from another board I frequent.

The fact is why pay ten when u should pay $20Dallas m or and have it all
For free why not they all loos it's signal in the rain&hevey snow storm's
But not an outdoor tv antenna with a channel master,7777. Why is that.

My brain is bleeding.
 

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Me: id like to pull out the heathers and plant a square perimeter of boxwoods with flowers on the inside in the front yard

Wife: id like to expand the house and bulldoze the front yard

:ohwell:
 
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