OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Eddie_Shack]

Man attacks wife, griping too much Facebook time

Mr. Hibbs told police that he had had enough of this and he was "tired of his wife being on Facebook," according to the police report.

I don't think they realize how badly we need the booty. Turn off the computer and nobody gets hurt.

 

[puckhead]

Man attacks wife, griping too much Facebook time

Mr. Hibbs told police that he had had enough of this and he was "tired of his wife being on Facebook," according to the police report.

Status: Bruised

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Football coach alligator prank backfires, handler gets munched - Weird News - Digital Spy

This is so awesome. If you use your imagination to embellish the story a little bit, it's even better.

 

[Comeds]

Football coach alligator prank backfires, handler gets munched - Weird News - Digital Spy

This is so awesome. If you use your imagination to embellish the story a little bit, it's even better.

A long time ago the Orioles had a pitcher named Ben McDonald, he never lived up to his hype but had a 9 year career. He was however a great interview, a lot of fun, and more than a bit crazy. In spring training he enjoyed catching alligators and putting them in team mates bathtubs. After he carried one into the Orioles club house one day the Orioles apparently put a no 'gator 'ranglin' clause in his contract.

 

[esls79]

Only On KCAL9: Police Catch Suspected Carjacker Parked Between Their Patrol Cars CBS Los Angeles

Just saw this on the local news - the camera from the dash cam of the cop car shows this fool doing a flawless parallel park.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Only On KCAL9: Police Catch Suspected Carjacker Parked Between Their Patrol Cars CBS Los Angeles

Just saw this on the local news - the camera from the dash cam of the cop car shows this fool doing a flawless parallel park.

But what was the car thief doing stopping for doughnuts?

 

[Comeds]

Surprisingly enough, male driver!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/stolen-car-lands-on-california-apartment-roof/

 

[Automattic]

Only On KCAL9: Police Catch Suspected Carjacker Parked Between Their Patrol Cars CBS Los Angeles

Just saw this on the local news - the camera from the dash cam of the cop car shows this fool doing a flawless parallel park.

My favorite part of the whole story...is how towards the end the police pretty much said if he would of parked legally in the same vicinity, they wouldn't have been bright enough to notice the stolen car.

 

[Automattic]

Eddie, we need to talk....It's just that...well...With some of these links you are coming up with, I'm afraid that your google search history may be a tad criminalistic....Not hatin', just looking out for a brother...

 

[Automattic]

Ok, I have a confession. While I was googling that pic in my last post, I noticed there was only one thing in my search history...."Kim Kardashian's lefthand ass cheeck"...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Eddie, we need to talk....It's just that...well...With some of these links you are coming up with, I'm afraid that your google search history may be a tad criminalistic....Not hatin', just looking out for a brother...

Sounds good dude. My next series of stories will revolve around an ongoing city hall dispute over land use variances regarding the construction of mixed use developments. Much safer!

 

[Automattic]

Sounds good dude. My next series of stories will revolve around an ongoing city hall dispute over land use variances regarding the construction of mixed use developments. Much safer!

Sounds riveting!

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Sounds good dude. My next series of stories will revolve around an ongoing city hall dispute over land use variances regarding the construction of mixed use developments. Much safer!

lmao!!:popeye:

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Sounds riveting!

Just kidding! This thread is all about AIDS rapists and drunken idiots!

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Just kidding! This thread is all about AIDS rapists and drunken idiots!

OK,now ya might be on to something!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Sen. Rick Jones compares female PR executive to hooker | MLive.com

"As an elected Senator I am honored to fight on behalf of my constituents for the best public policy. Unfortunately Kelly, like a 'hooker', works for whichever client hires her -- policy be damned. She always gets worked up when I oppose her clients. Business must be tough. I find it funny that she took on a Republican partner."

I don't see what the big deal is. He didn't call her a hooker, he said she's LIKE a hooker.

"No no no, I said is like Sony guts!"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Out of room: Massachusetts man surrenders 94 hamsters | MLive.com

That's two shy of a nice fur coat!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Police: Drunken driver naps on post lawn after getting stuck turning 'donuts' in parking lot | MLive.com

Doing doughnuts in the lawn of a state police post? That takes balls of steel, or at least a liver of vodka.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Out of room: Massachusetts man surrenders 94 hamsters | MLive.com

That's two shy of a nice fur coat!

I was wondering what happened to Richard Gere.

 

[blindbaby]

Just kidding! This thread is all about AIDS rapists and drunken idiots!