OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dare2be]

Bullshitting at the barbershop thread.

 

[Automattic]

Bullshitting at the barbershop thread.

:squeeze:

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Permission granted. Here's an oldie but goodie.

Gale said officers were called to the lake by one of the men who claimed they were assaulted by “a female wielding a fish.”

The men, both in their early 20s, said they were ice fishing in a shanty when they were approached by a woman who “wanted to urinate on the ice,” Gale said.

“The woman said to turn their heads while she urinated. While their backs were turned the woman struck the first complainant in the head with a fish,” Gale said. “The female then approached them and struck the other man across the face with a fish.”

Woman from Fruitport allegedly used a fish to attack two men ice fishing in Norton Shores | MLive.com

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Why are all the best stories out of Flint?

Who left grandma behind? Urn shows up in donations at Goodwill store in Fenton | MLive.com

Workers at the Goodwill in Fenton were sorting through donated items just before Easter when they came across a box labeled “grandma’s urn.”

Inside was an 10-inch-tall, cream-colored urn, with something inside, presumably ashes, presumably grandma’s. The urn weighs about 10 pounds, has no identifying marks or serial numbers and is sealed, according to police.

 

[SLY]

You guys do shaves with the straight razor? If not this is a beauty salon and not a barber shop.

 

[dare2be]

We don't work here, we just come in to bullshit.

 

[SLY]

Well... wtf? Someone give the barber a Colombian necktie?

 

[Automattic]

Rocky Marciano was the greatest fighter ever...

 

[SLY]

Rocky Marciano was the greatest fighter ever...

lol... Jack Dempsey beeyotch!

 

[SLY]

Dude, I am so stoked for Klitschko/Hayes. Cant fucking wait, been waiting for this fight for a looooong time.

 

[Automattic]

Lol I was talking about "coming to america".....in the barbershop...

 

[Automattic]

Dude, I am so stoked for Klitschko/Hayes. Cant fucking wait, been waiting for this fight for a looooong time.

i think haye can throw 'em. I also think one well placed left will put his lights out.....we'll see...

 

[SLY]

i think haye can throw 'em. I also think one well placed left will put his lights out.....we'll see...

Im really hoping Klitschko wins. Then Adamek defeats the brother, Vitali, then Wlad and Adamek...

 

[Automattic]

Im really hoping Klitschko wins. Then Adamek defeats the brother, Vitali, then Wlad and Adamek...

Fuck that. I want Wlad vs. Vitali....and then a bunch of new blood.

 

[Darkstone42]

Did somebody say barbershop?

 

[Automattic]

Did somebody say barbershop?

That's how I got my wife to fall in love with me. She was pissed when I didn't bring 3 other dudes on the 2nd date though....

 

[Darkstone42]

That's how I got my wife to fall in love with me. She was pissed when I didn't bring 3 other dudes on the 2nd date though....

Haha, it seems she got over it.

 

[dare2be]

That's how I got my wife to fall in love with me. She was pissed when I didn't bring 3 other dudes on the 2nd date though....

Is that your wife holding the camera in your avatar?

 

[IPostedWhat]

She must be in that one gang that call themselves Bang?

 

[Automattic]

She must be in that one gang that call themselves Bang?

I had an answer for the other two. You? I ain't got a damn thing.