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  • r*pe 100+ people in Wilm, Chester, and Philly to bump the totals up over Harrisburg

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  • Flat-out lie and say you looked it up and every statistic points to us being harder

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  • ...he'll be kicked out, you'll become a member of Kappa Alpha and get the last laugh (1 response^)

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Some frat tool at my job giving tours at UD mentioned on Friday that Harrisburg became the "murder capital" after it banned city residents from owning guns. While I agreed with said frat tool that banning people from owning guns is a bad idea, I laughed at the notion that Harrisburg is some sort of murder capital of anywhere. He claimed that Harrisburg is harder than any city in the Delaware Valley tri-state area.

I just looked it up in preparation of seeing him tomorrow, and was unfazed to see that Harrisburg is not at all harder than any major city in the DV, at least when it comes to murders, robberies and assaults. What did shock me is that their r*pe rate of 1.10 (54 rapes per 48,904 residents) is higher than Wilmington's (0.57), Philadelphia's (0.80), and Chester's (0.88). (Luckily, Camden still edges it out at 1.18 rapes per 1,000 residents.)

Still, I totally got poned and the guy is going to be all over me tomorrow. It's bad enough he's president of Kappa Alpha Order while I got rejected from being a member- but this will totally push his poneage over the edge to the point where I'm literally his bitch.

I've laid out some options, please vote quickly as to what I should do.
 

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Some frat tool at my job giving tours at UD mentioned on Friday that Harrisburg became the "murder capital" after it banned city residents from owning guns. While I agreed with said frat tool that banning people from owning guns is a bad idea, I laughed at the notion that Harrisburg is some sort of murder capital of anywhere. He claimed that Harrisburg is harder than any city in the Delaware Valley tri-state area.

I just looked it up in preparation of seeing him tomorrow, and was unfazed to see that Harrisburg is not at all harder than any major city in the DV, at least when it comes to murders, robberies and assaults. What did shock me is that their r*pe rate of 1.10 (54 rapes per 48,904 residents) is higher than Wilmington's (0.57), Philadelphia's (0.80), and Chester's (0.88). (Luckily, Camden still edges it out at 1.18 rapes per 1,000 residents.)

Still, I totally got poned and the guy is going to be all over me tomorrow. It's bad enough he's president of Kappa Alpha Order while I got rejected from being a member- but this will totally push his poneage over the edge to the point where I'm literally his bitch.

I've laid out some options, please vote quickly as to what I should do.
Harrisburg is Baltimore's ugly cousin
 

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Harrisburg is Baltimore's ugly cousin
This is bullshit. I thought everything west of Philly and east of Pittsburgh was all Amish like Lancaster.
 

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No, it's not all shoo-fly pies and chocolate-themed amusement parks
 

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So how did this thing play out?
 

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So how did this thing play out?
Haven’t worked this week. I’ll be in Thursday, I’ll keep you updated if anything transpires before then. But thank you for asking and all that
 

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I took your advice with planting the drugs, but I forgot that my brain chemistry is all fucked up and snorted them before I got to his apartment, so he totally owned me Thursday
 
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