Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[BGDave]

Off by one day lol

Me too!

Apparently I am a Rangers fan and never knew it

 

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Me too!

Apparently I am a Rangers fan and never knew it

I'm a fan favourite for the Leafs (I have to admit I did like them when Lanny played for Toronto).

 

[elocomotive]

They look like Chinese knockoffs of the Caps real jerseys. Pretty terrible.

 

[BGDave]

I'm a fan favourite for the Leafs (I have to admit I did like them when Lanny played for Toronto).

Funny you mention Lanny. On the broadcast last night, they showed the 4 former Leafs who scored the most points AFTER leaving Toronto. Lanny was #4. Gave me a chance to tell her about Lanny and how we never turned on him after Ballard destroyed the team. I loved to see him win that Cup in Calgary.

I told her the other 3 never really played much in TOR, so no biggie (Kehoe, Damphousse, and, oh yeah Steen)

 

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They look like Chinese knockoffs of the Caps real jerseys. Pretty terrible.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your Washington Lower Cases

 

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Speaking of terrible outdoor jerseys, the Flames played their outdoor game in these...

 

[elocomotive]

Kid Rock is playing the NHL All-Star Game. Geeesh.

Was Nickelback not available?

"...More generally, Kid Rock regularly uses the Confederate battle flag on stage and in his iconography, and has sold t-shirts where red states are marked as “America” and blue states as “Dumbfuckistan”. More than once he’s gone with “fuck Colin Kaepernick” as a crowd-pleasing line at a concert."

Cool.

 

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Speaking of terrible outdoor jerseys, the Flames played their outdoor game in these...

Since it looks like a McDonald's uniform, maybe we can supersize the commish?

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your Washington Lower Cases

Ironically, the team's marketing campaign this year is #ALLCAPS.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

AKI BERG >>>>>> ALEX OVECHKIN (AKA. ASS LICKS OVEN CHICKEN)

I SAW HIM WALKING HIS DOG AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL.

AKI BERG >>>>>>> YOUR TEAM'S STAR PLAYER

 

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AKI BERG >>>>>> ALEX OVECHKIN (AKA. ASS LICKS OVEN CHICKEN)

I SAW HIM WALKING HIS DOG AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL.

AKI BERG >>>>>>> YOUR TEAM'S STAR PLAYER

ALLCAPSGOJAYS FTW!

 

[esls79]

Funny you mention Lanny. On the broadcast last night, they showed the 4 former Leafs who scored the most points AFTER leaving Toronto. Lanny was #4. Gave me a chance to tell her about Lanny and how we never turned on him after Ballard destroyed the team. I loved to see him win that Cup in Calgary.

I told her the other 3 never really played much in TOR, so no biggie (Kehoe, Damphousse, and, oh yeah Steen)

Don't tell comeds that Damphousse was no biggie

 

[sbb122]

I got Veteran Leader for the Oilers. You can congratulate me now for my upcoming president of hockey operations gig.

You guys can call me Eric Daze from now on...

 

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Buckle up Ducks...

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

no surprise, but Jeremy Roenick is a fucking idiot

 

[forty_three]

Kid Rock is playing the NHL All-Star Game. Geeesh.

Was Nickelback not available?

"...More generally, Kid Rock regularly uses the Confederate battle flag on stage and in his iconography, and has sold t-shirts where red states are marked as “America” and blue states as “Dumbfuckistan”. More than once he’s gone with “fuck Colin Kaepernick” as a crowd-pleasing line at a concert."

Cool.

no surprise, but Jeremy Roenick is a fucking idiot

 

[forty_three]

"In fact, the strongest offer anyone has mentioned is sending the Sabres one of Ray Emery's neckties."

 

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Scott Wheeler of the Athletic wrote an article ranking the prospect pools of each of the Canadian teams - Canucks are ranked #1 followed by the Flames and Leafs.

Other items of note: He ranks Adam Fox as the top Flames prospect and also ranks Valimaki ahead of Juolevi.

 

[BGDave]

Scott Wheeler of the Atlantic wrote an article ranking the prospect pools of each of the Canadian teams - Canucks are ranked #1 followed by the Flames and Leafs.

Other items of note: He ranks Adam Fox as the top Flames prospect and also ranks Valimaki ahead of Juolevi.

I am no expert on your fancy stats, but I am thinking that ain't good for the Oil