Mystery High School Football Pooper

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

https://deadspin.com/mystery-high-s..._deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter

"One New Jersey township was having a bit a poop problem recently. Someone was repeatedly taking a dump at the football field and track complex at Holmdel High School. The police said it was happening “on a daily basis.”

So a school cop and others began monitoring the area. Though the pooper eluded them for a while, on Monday the cops finally caught the pooper: A superintendent from a different high school district.



Thomas Tramaglini has been charged with lewdness and littering for his defecation. A NJ.com report notes he lives about three miles away from Holmdel High, “though it is unclear why he was at the school’s athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. when he was arrested.” I have a guess."

 

[Scapegoat]

 

[Deep Creek]

As a former school superintendent and school principal, I can say I wanted to shit on a lot of things/people, but not another school's track!

Lore has it there was a superintendent in Northwest New Mexico that had finally had enough. Police saw lights on at the administration building late one night. They called the district security to come let them in to check it out. They found the superintendent drunk as hell, standing on his desk pissing all over everything in the office.

 

[BigFin]

 

[BigFin]

 

[Scapegoat]

As a former school superintendent and school principal, I can say I wanted to shit on a lot of things/people, but not another school's track!

Lore has it there was a superintendent in Northwest New Mexico that had finally had enough. Police saw lights on at the administration building late one night. They called the district security to come let them in to check it out. They found the superintendent drunk as hell, standing on his desk pissing all over everything in the office.

A guy I went to pharmacy school with pissed all over one of his books after a final.

 

[Olyduck]

high school post on college board??

 

[7Samurai13]

PooperIntendent

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

PooperIntendent

Well played

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Seriously? What the hell dude???? Guy must have way too much time on his hands and been really regular...like a Swiss watch

 

[Innermind]

 

[navamind]

Wasn't me.

 

[4down20]

Apparently watches too much Bob's Burgers.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

high school post on college board??

There is not a high school football forum....

 

[Sgt Brutus]

high school post on college board??

It’s the off-season you gypsy