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Discussion in 'NFL Football Forum' started by PhoenixEagles1, Feb 26, 2018.

  1. NWPATSFAN

    NWPATSFAN Well-Known Member

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    dbldwn711, I have no ill will towards you either. Things are great here.
    But the story would be more believable had you told us; handi was on his way to cash in the winning $60k ticket when he saw a trailer on fire. He quickly rushed in, ignoring any possible harm that could come to him. After pulling out the 12th illegal immigrant child, the ticket caught fire. It wasn't destroyed, just charred a little. The MGM didn't pay out as the disclaimer on the ticket read "no alterations"...

    No big deal handi tipped the cashier anyway and headed off to save the world.
    ~The End~
     



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    I’ll say this: if @handicappers was in Thailand right now (like you are) those kids woulda been out of that cave by now!
     
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  3. NWPATSFAN

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    He may need just a bit of help from Chuck Norris. You know, someone to carry his gear and fat stacks.
     
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    In all seriousness I don't think handicapped could find Thailand on a map. He seems to struggle with time zones and geography.
     
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    I can name every country on a map in 20 minutes

    I have the Sporcle badge to prove it.

    I did save some kids at Six Flags when I was a teenager. They got stuck on the wild river raft ride and would have drowned had I not helped. Made the paper on that one. Also got a season pass voucher for the next summer
     
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    In all seriousness
    PATSFAG is jealous cause I’m a better bettor than him. Eats him up I have top 5 fat stack status
     
  7. NWPATSFAN

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    Don't mind me just another day fishing for handi's. They're pretty small so I just throw them back so I can catch them again and again and again.

    For the avid fishermen note the 1lb test and bait free barbed hook? I'm thinking about going barbless just to make it a little more challenging. I kind of feel bad for the small fish in this world.
     
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    Even with barbless hooks. This is too easy. Handi jumping into the boat.
     
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    Southieinnc Intense in my time, timeless in my intensity

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    It should not take 20 minutes to look at a map of the US.......
     
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    think he means world
     
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    It’s a map of world and you have to type in all the countries
     
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    Well he does have the Sporcle badge to prove it. :lol:
     
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    I didn't realize small fish hibernated? Anybody know of any good handi holes?
     
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    Handi holes? Well ur a sick fuck
     
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    Right on cue a handi cheerleader appears:cheer2:
     
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    Hey ur looking for a glory hole
     
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    I look forward to ur daily posts about handi while I’m at the gym it’s on cue daily