Marlins @ Phillies 3-game Series

[jvett77]

Phillies aren't hitting. I'm headed out for Citizens Bank to help Gabe get them off their dead asses with some kicks in the butt. Sunny, chilly day.

Pivetta facing 26-year old Caleb Cy Smith. Hoskins (HR) and Kingery will hit well today.

 

[Retroram52]

Again, jvett, I am staying conservative after what I just witnessed with the dildoes the first week of the reguler season.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Phillies aren't hitting. I'm headed out for Citizens Bank to help Gabe get them off their dead asses with some kicks in the butt. Sunny, chilly day.

Pivetta facing 26-year old Caleb Cy Smith. Hoskins (HR) and Kingery will hit well today.

You must start the brews early on. Kapler is bound to piss you off with his game management. So far his
shifts have cost the Phillies two games. He computerizes the whole game.

 

[Guy Incognito]

So, how loudly does Kapler get booed during the intros today?

 

[Cedrique]

Phillies aren't hitting. I'm headed out for Citizens Bank to help Gabe get them off their dead asses with some kicks in the butt. Sunny, chilly day.

Pivetta facing 26-year old Caleb Cy Smith. Hoskins (HR) and Kingery will hit well today.

Send pics

 

[Cedrique]

Caleb is about to get lit up like a friggin Christmas Tree.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Caleb is about to get lit up like a friggin Christmas Tree.

Leadoff walk?

Kapler is probably laughing that the Marlins don't have anyone warming up in the bullpen yet.

 

[Cedrique]

Time for an Odubel bat flip?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Franco plates two!

Glad we are giving the bullpen a chance to pitch with a lead.

 

[Cedrique]

Shocking. The Phis face a rookie pitcher and don't make him look like Cy Young

 

[Taddy Mason]

Leadoff walk?

Kapler is probably laughing that the Marlins don't have anyone warming up in the bullpen yet.

...they did get someone up in the first. at least I think LA mentioned it. my signal sucks at work, so i have to listen rather than watch.

 

[jvett77]

Send pics

 

[jvett77]

It’s colder at the park than an exposed witches’ solid brass tit. Feels like 39 degrees and the wind’s blowing. Can’t complain. Hanging on to 3-0 lead in th 7th.

 

[jvett77]

Nice pop by Franco. In the bag! 5-0!

 

[Guy Incognito]

Sell high on Franco, Klentak!

 

[Cedrique]

Fraudco!

 

[Cedrique]

Brilliant strategerey by the Wunderkind Manager to get the win over the might Marlins!

 

[Taddy Mason]

Brilliant strategerey by the Wunderkind Manager to get the win over the might Marlins!

That it was. Heard he went up to Nick before the game, "hey, these guys are ripping me apart for every little shift that doesn't work or my tremendous use of the pen. I also heard my wife misunderstood the big dick Nick reference and well... What I'm trying to say is strike these mother fuckers out."

 

[jvett77]

Nice shutout win against the Stanton-less, Ozuna-less, Yelich-less, Gordon-less Marlins.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

jvett77 gets a five cheesesteak award for attending todays game. The Phillies played better just because he was there! I think beer sales went up too!