Man! It's only Monday

[Irishcoolzombie]

If I had to watch a play of the Wizard of Oz that chick would have to blow before, during and after the show.

 

[redseat]

can you get the game on your phone?

If so... Dinner, blow job and watch game... Bam! Problem solved

 

[huskers1217]

im torn

a girl asked me to go to a play with her in boston about a month ago. i agreed to go. shes a friend of mine who may give me a hummer if i play my cards right.

turns out its this saturday at fucking 7:00 pm.

what do i do??? stay home and watch the game or go with her and maybe get head?

shes the girl who set me up with my latest ex...so she owes me.

u serious clark?

 

[dbldwn711]

I found Rock...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

im torn

a girl asked me to go to a play with her in boston about a month ago. i agreed to go. shes a friend of mine who may give me a hummer if i play my cards right.

turns out its this saturday at fucking 7:00 pm.

what do i do??? stay home and watch the game or go with her and maybe get head?

shes the girl who set me up with my latest ex...so she owes me.

let me tell you the ending so you can go get fucked

The Titans are barely an NFL team and will lose 45-17

Enjoy the play

 

[soxfan1468927]

@Rock Strongo my wife and her friend are going to the same play. She didn't bother asking me for obvious reasons.

 

[Rock Strongo]

let me tell you the ending so you can go get fucked

The Titans are barely an NFL team and will lose 45-17

Enjoy the play

thats kinda my thinkiing. im already promised multiple BJ's. "because i like making you happy".

i wish she was more attractive.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

@Rock Strongo my wife and her friend are going to the same play. She didn't bother asking me for obvious reasons.

Because you already saw the play with your boyfriend?

 

[Rock Strongo]

@Rock Strongo my wife and her friend are going to the same play. She didn't bother asking me for obvious reasons.

lol small world.

im bringing my phone and ear buds. im only doing this because i owe it to her, and im not going to be an asshole and ditch her.

free dinner in boston
road head
home head
morning head

 

[soxfan1468927]

Because you already saw the play with your boyfriend?

 

[Scooby-Doo]

thats kinda my thinkiing. im already promised multiple BJ's. "because i like making you happy".

i wish she was more attractive.

This further emphasizes my initial response. Pizza, Beer, Game. Not even close.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

This further emphasizes my initial response. Pizza, Beer, Game. Not even close.

Rock likes em thick

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rock likes em thick

fuck you lol

i absolutely dont LIKE em big, i TAKE em big. im not picky sometimes. jess was a size 2.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

fuck you lol

i absolutely dont LIKE em big, i TAKE em big. im not picky sometimes. jess was a size 2.

LMAO

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Rock likes em thick

I can deal with a little thick.

You have to question this poor girl. She is going to drop a good chunk of change to entertain Rock all night. She's gotta have issues.

 

[Rock Strongo]

LMAO

btw, the couch pisser...stumbled across her in a mutual friends photo. that tight little ass...is long gone. holy shit.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I can deal with a little thick.

You have to question this poor girl. She is going to drop a good chunk of change to entertain Rock all night. She's gotta have issues.

she loves me. always says it. i always remind her i dont feel the same way. shes ok with it.

its why we dont fuck. just head. shes a chick, their brains are fucked up.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

btw, the couch pisser...stumbled across her in a mutual friends photo. that tight little ass...is long gone. holy shit.

It goes quick......I thank God for my wifes willingness to break her ass with the Pilates and the Yoga cause some of my exes lost it when they spit out the kids, lost it bad

 

[Rock Strongo]

It goes quick......I thank God for my wifes willingness to break her ass with the Pilates and the Yoga cause some of my exes lost it when they spit out the kids, lost it bad

the ass collapses. deflates. jess had an ass like a 2x4. she'd always say "i'll do squats and tighten up for you"

she couldnt get put of bed, so that didnt happen. im going for no kids this time around. nicer asses.

 

[Upinthe North]

fuck you lol

i absolutely dont LIKE em big, i TAKE em big. im not picky sometimes. jess was a size 2.

butterface?