LeBron To Italy

[Heatles84]

Elon Musk will be the owner of the NBA team on Mars.

You spelled Jeff Bezos wrong.

 

[Wamu]

On what planet do you think a player earning 35 million dollars - is going to go to a third world country where he would earn perhaps 5 million a year instead and play teams at a considerably lower level?

LeBron is a competitor that wants to beat the best in the world - not the worst

Italy a 3rd world country? So you're saying it's a shithole?

 

[Heatles84]

Definitely a joke thread first off.

Second, we are taking about LeBron. There is no max salary in some of these Euro leagues. If a team were serious about acquiring him, they would offer him soccer money. He would defintely make more playing overseas and would be well worth it.

TLF apparently doesn't follow salaries in soccer.

 

[Heatles84]

Italy a 3rd world country? So you're saying it's a shithole?

I'd live in that shithole.

 

[Wamu]

You spelled Jeff Bezos wrong.

Didn't he invent those bow ties that spin?

 

[Black Adam]

Italy a 3rd world country? So you're saying it's a shithole?

(scratches Italia off my bucket list)...

 

[Wamu]

I'd live in that shithole.

I heard the food is lousy & the women are hairy. But the scenery is really nice.

 

[Wamu]

(scratches Italia off my bucket list)...

Wise move.

 

[Black Adam]

I heard the food is lousy & the women are hairy. But the scenery is really nice.

thought that was Russia...

have i been wrong all these years...?

 

[Black Adam]

I heard the food is lousy & the women are hairy. But the scenery is really nice.

'sides, you see one leaning tower, you seen 'em all...

 

[GNG]

Since when is Italy a third world country?!?

He had it confused with California...

 

[Wamu]

thought that was Russia...

have i been wrong all these years...?

Well kinda. Russian women have full beards & back hair. Italian women don't shave. Both are pretty disgusting.

 

[Black Adam]

He had it confused with California...

 

[GNG]

 

[Black Adam]

Well kinda. Russian women have full beards & back hair. Italian women don't shave. Both are pretty disgusting.

k, so get SUPER intoxicated and make sure the light's off before attempting the deed...

got it...

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

I guess we need to ask the admins to create us a special smiley to let some people know we are creating an Onion thread.

 

[redseat]

a true "world-beater" then