Jonna Chizik :L

[The Crimson King]

I knew this was all Satan's fault

Jonna Chizik wants Auburn fans to find what Satan has stolen | Dr. Saturday - Yahoo! Sports

Even though Jonna Chizik later stressed that she did not specifically say what Satan has stolen from Auburn and she did not want her words misconstrued, I took the liberty of compiling a list of things I thought the Tigers were missing:
• Strong quarterback play
• A competent running game
• Winning
• Coaching
• Defense
• Competitiveness
• The second coming of Cam Newton

 

[romeo212000]

 

[bamabear82]

 

[rolltide14_0]

Yeah she definitely meant Saban.

 

[UTVolCountry]

RMFTR

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Why the hell do people (particularly people from the south) continue to think that God has anything to do with football? "We serve a god..." Shut the fuck up, woman.

 

[yeodonie]

Is she saying Satan stole good football from Auburn?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Yes, but she also said that we serve a god who gives back? Or something like that. So obviously Auburn should probably win the game now. I mean who is Satan to stand in the way of God? Watch out CrimsonFan!!!!

 

[yeodonie]

Maybe it's Satan finally collecting after Cheesedik and Auburn nation sold their souls in 2010? $180,000....

 

[iowajerms]

Only Yahoo would care enough to post this.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

So Satan stole Auburn from God?




















WHY?

 

[The Crimson King]

Yes, but she also said that we serve a god who gives back? Or something like that. So obviously Auburn should probably win the game now. I mean who is Satan to stand in the way of God? Watch out CrimsonFan!!!!

this.....pretty much a lock now that God is going to be back on our side