Johnny Bunghole has AIDS. Confirmed.

[Cave_Johnson]

LOOK: Charlie Sheen has some life advice for Johnny Manziel

First his dad doesn't think he'll live to see his 24th birthday. Now he's getting advice from Charlie Sheen. It all makes sense now. I just hope he wasn't passing the disease to any hookers in Vegas when he was there. I picked one up a few weeks back and would hate to have unknowingly shared a cooter hole with Johnny Finger, especially after hearing this news.

Who am I kidding? He has the bucks to pay for the high class whores. The one I picked up had a leg brace and ended up needing to change her colostomy bag three times during coitus. I mean her pimp said she was a "brown bagger" before I forked over my half-used Chili's gift card for her services, but this was not what I was expecting.

But I digress.

Will Roger Goodell allow Johnny to be on the field if he is a risk of spreading the disease? Player safety first.

 

[broncosmitty]

Ricky Vaughn > Johnny Foosball.

Especially when it comes to the bug.

 

[NinerSickness]

 

[NinerSickness]

You know it's bad when Charlie Sheen is telling you to chill out.

 

[Dude]

LOL, Johnny Bong one hit wonder. What a fool.

 

[HammerDown]

You know it's bad when Charlie Sheen is telling you to chill out.

It's time to put your affairs in order at that point.

 

[redseat]

Not winning!