John Wall and other Team USA player portraits are released and Twitter is roasting them

[Inimical]

So imma join in

John wall looks like that homeless guy that says "hey can i take a shot" does a tomahawk jam and just leaves.

 

[Ojb81]

He looks... ..not well

 

[msgkings322]

John Wall looks like Donald Glover's cousin who thinks he's funnier than that sell out punk.

 

[The Derski]

He looks like he’s in that “no fucks given” stage of the offseason.

 

[Inimical]

He looks... ..not well

OBJ this girl im talking to said she wanted to get a new tattoo, i sent her your avatar and told her to put it on her neck, to make it extra classy. She chortled.

 

[Ojb81]

OBJ this girl im talking to said she wanted to get a new tattoo, i sent her your avatar and told her to put it on her neck, to make it extra classy. She chortled.

whomever had the balls to get this tattoo in my avatar is my hero

 

[wildturkey]

My two favorite came from reddit:

"John Wall looks like he woke up at 2:00pm after an all night bender of eating ribs, smoking weed, and drinking and then realized the photoshoot was at 2:30"

"John Wall looks like the guy that plays video games with your roommates but no one in the apartment knows his name or how he got there"

 

[tducey]

He's not looking the best but I don't think he looks overly that bad.

 

[CaptainStubing]

definitely stoned