Jerry Jones: Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner

[HammerDown]

“I’m totally convinced that the Browns are going to be a factor as we look to the years ahead,” Jones told Steve Doerschuk of the Canton Repository. “Jimmy Haslam came into the league as one of the very best owners that we have. I’d put him in the top five. Right now.

Jerry Jones declares Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner

 

[Wamu]

Someone check JJ for a concussion.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

>Jerry Jones identifies an owner with a similar management style to himself
>Jerry Jones has self-esteem
>Jerry Jones concludes Haslam must be a top 5 owner

 

[Wamu]

 

[Wamu]

 

[sonnyblack65]

“I’m totally convinced that the Browns are going to be a factor as we look to the years ahead,” Jones told Steve Doerschuk of the Canton Repository. “Jimmy Haslam came into the league as one of the very best owners that we have. I’d put him in the top five. Right now.

Jerry Jones declares Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner

Hammer I know you have Kraft as no#1 owner, does Jones too?

 

[HammerDown]

Hammer I know you have Kraft as no#1 owner, does Jones too?

Wait, you mean on our list of "most likely NFL owner to be indicted by the United States Justice Dept?"

 

[sonnyblack65]

Wait, you mean on our list of "most likely NFL owner to be indicted by the United States Justice Dept?"

 

[HammerDown]

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"You guys are captain of the Shitanic. And you're steaming straight for a shitberg." - Mr. Lahey

 

[Iggloo]

Jerry needs at least a few guys more crooked and incompetent than him in the league so he never hits absolute bottom. This is the same reason he's praised Danny Snyder.

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

“I’m totally convinced that the Browns are going to be a factor as we look to the years ahead,” Jones told Steve Doerschuk of the Canton Repository. “Jimmy Haslam came into the league as one of the very best owners that we have. I’d put him in the top five. Right now.

Jerry Jones declares Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner

These reporters nowadays never ask the tough follow up questions. So, I'll state for all of us. What we really want to know is does JJ think Jimmy's higher or lower than himself. (We can all safely assume JJ thinks he's in the top 5 too)

 

[jarntt]

""Jerry Jones: Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner"
yeah, but for those of you that aren't used to decoding "Jerry Speak" there are 32 owners in the top 5...

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

""Jerry Jones: Jimmy Haslam a “top five” NFL owner"
yeah, but for those of you that aren't used to decoding "Jerry Speak" there are 32 owners in the top 5...

Oh, well now it makes perfect sense. Thank-you for clearing that up for those of us that don't speak JJ!

 

[RobToxin]

In other news, Jerry Jones has also stated that Quincy Carter is a Top 5 Quarterback.

 

[Battlelyon]

He also proclaimed Greg Hardy a team leader

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Jerry had too much johny walker blue again

 

[Dude]

Problem with Jerry is that he delegates and then gets in the way of his managers. That is sloppy, anyway way you slice it. Let them do their job, Jerry.

 

[cowboycolors]

Jerry Jones being Jerry Jones and who knows how much Johnny walker Blue he had before that comment.

However what the hell is he supposed to say Haslam is a Idiot and a stupid owner ?

Jarntt was perfectly correct with the Jerrry speak

Jerry could con Bernie Madoff before Madoff got caught.