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Im converting to Mormonism

droider

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Mormons wish they were Jewish, they're absolutely obsessed with Judaism and its people.
 

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How about Bottom Bitches... are they allowed in Mormonism?

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You're halfway home...for the most part their belief is they're somehow superior and look down on the non-believers...you know..those that don't believe in magic goggles and what not...
 

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Sat next to a missionary on a plane last week. Thought he was full of it but after those two miracles I decided to burn my crucifix and am currently sitting in my magic underpants reading the Book of Mormom. Praise Joseph Smith!
 

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Sat next to a missionary on a plane last week. Thought he was full of it but after those two miracles I decided to burn my crucifix and am currently sitting in my magic underpants reading the Book of Mormom. Praise Joseph Smith!

I'm already levitating at a 9th grade level.:noidea:
 

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Sat next to a missionary on a plane last week. Thought he was full of it but after those two miracles I decided to burn my crucifix and am currently sitting in my magic underpants reading the Book of Mormom. Praise Joseph Smith!
*Mormon. Knew it wasn't a great idea trying to post on a ps4.
 

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Can we please refer to their winning plays with their proper name? The "Hail Joseph Smith".
 

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I've watched Mangum since he was starting as a high school freshman. But this one hurts, how many Hail Moroni passes can this kid throw? But don't confuse religion with football. Tell the bishop that I'm going to need a few beers first. After watching the game, those BYU guys play as unrighteous as anyone else. Heck, maybe more so!
 

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I myself am an atheist, but a couple of my good friends are mormon, got a chance to go to the local temple and, honestly, they seem like very nice ppl. Albeit, a bit crazy. With magic underwear and pre-life and all (which i can confirm, both they do believe in).
 
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