I’m a Queer Sooner Who Posts Meaningless Records Super Thread

[Wild Turkey]

Mods,

Pin this so the Sooners will stop spamming the bd.

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[outofyourmind]

 

[DJ]

LMAO

 

[tnapucco]

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[Eco]

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..But do you know who has the most unanimous All-Americans in the history of college football?

 

[TigerBait1971]

 

[Ojb81]

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Harrumph!

 

[8085sooner]

 

[tnapucco]

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Well, we accept you for what you are. We won't judge you because we know God made you that way. Don't take offense when we use hand sanitizer after shaking your hand though, last thing we want is teh gheyaidz or something.

 

[Wild Turkey]

You’re just mad because I just cut your thread production by 500%.

 

[tnapucco]

We're just excited because this only the 2nd time we've been in the playoff.

'Bama, SEC honks, and Clempson fans are used to it by now and most Jawjuh fans don't have the interwebz so bear with us and our unbridled enthusiasm. It will all be over in 3 weeks and a day or so.

You could regale us with some cool Awwburn stuff like your current bowl opponent and how good they are, some BO KNOWS stuff, or maybe the greatest bagmen in Awwburn history or some shit?

 

[Goldbug]

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Ticket writing loser, then he wrote out another ticket for worn tires…So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue.'

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
that said,

'AUBURN- 2010 BCS CHAMPS'.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Think we need some more input here.

If only someone had a list of the greatest SportsHoopla posters.

 

[Scapegoat]

Think we need some more input here.

If only someone had a list of the greatest SportsHoopla posters.

 

[4down20]

Well I always thought you were an Auburn fan, so this is a bit of an upgrade. Congrats and good for you for coming out!

 

[TheReal_NU]

If only someone had a list of the greatest SportsHoopla posters.

Well shit. I always thought that list was something just to annoy people. Not an "All Star" List.

Now I'm disappointed I've never been on "the list".




Never mind. Disappointment over. Carry on.

 

[RobToxin]

This is as good a thread as any to throw up this gem.

I thought there was supposed to be all this SEC team speed.

This guy doesn't think so.....

 

[Cowboyinexile]

 

[HuskerOC]

I'm not sure why, but I'm still fucking laughing.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Bump.

Until this gets stickied, it should never be allowed to fall of the main page, and IMO, any Sooner fans not posting their lame ass stats and records in here should get a stint in the toilet bowl.