Hugh Hefner dead at 91

[jstewismybastardson]

I don't even want to know how he died.

I read that he died via gradual onset diabeatus

 

[jstewismybastardson]

was it just my neck of the woods in the filthy area where i grew up where you would always find pron mags that people just threw out ? ... like just in the street ? i always thought someone was doing a public service for us kids lol

 

[Comeds]

was it just my neck of the woods in the filthy area where i grew up where you would always find pron mags that people just threw out ? ... like just in the street ? i always thought someone was doing a public service for us kids lol

A few streets over from my childhood home there was an army base that closed in the early 70s. In the late 70s the fences came down and it was a wonderful place to play. There were woods, empty houses, pools, and barracks. We found many many pron stashes there. It disgusts me now that we flipped through them and moved them to our "secret" areas. Oh well.

If you want to know what I was like as a child my mother tells a story about me finding pron in the woods, choosing a real nasty photo, and bringing it home to give to her. I think she said she cried. I was 5 or 6 and do not remember but it sounds like something I would do.

Yeah, pron used to be everywhere. Now we just find dead hookers.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I don't even want to know how he died.

But I just can't help but ask.

How was he laid to rest?

Was it a stroke?

RIP

However he went I'm betting there will be plenty of monuments erected in his honour.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

was it just my neck of the woods in the filthy area where i grew up where you would always find pron mags that people just threw out ? ... like just in the street ? i always thought someone was doing a public service for us kids lol

We found a bunch buried behind an abandoned house. LOL. Cheri, Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Penthouse Forum,, the whole lot. Great day for a bunch of 12 year olds in the mid-80s.

EDIT: There were a bunch of Clubs in there too!! How could I forget that!!

 

[dare2be]

The woods behind my house growing up had plenty of opportunities for collecting pron mags, provided you got to them before the elements did.

Penthouse was always my favorite. For my innocent little mind, Hustler was too hot, Playboy too cold, Penthouse just right.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

We found a bunch buried behind an abandoned house. LOL. Cheri, Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Penthouse Forum,, the whole lot. Great day for a bunch of 12 year olds in the mid-80s.

yep ... all a great discovery ... fucking JACKPOT!!! lol ... pages stuck together were a real letdown though

we would always find them on the grounds of our elementary school and curbside lol

 

[elocomotive]

So you guys had a bunch of old forts, woods, and abandoned schools with **** laying around.

Sounds like being on the set of AMC's newest show - The Wanking Dead.


/Some of us were making due with the JC Penney catalog lingerie section.

 

[dare2be]

/Some of us were making due with the JC Penney catalog lingerie section.

Those were my humble beginnings as well.

 

[dash]

Some of us were making due with Glamour lmagazine

 

[mrwallace2ku]

top ten influential men in my life…can't say top 5, but 10 werkz.

 

[puckhead]

/Some of us were making due with the JC Penney catalog lingerie section.

Eaton's catalog worked as well. Or national Geographic if you were feeling exotic.
Or the french channel late at night if you were patient and lucky
Can't believe some guys are complaining about slow dial-up



I can still remember one of the first centerfolds I saw as a kid.
Kathy Shower (if that is in fact her real name). from 1985 or 86.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Eaton's catalog worked as well. Or national Geographic if you were feeling exotic.
Or the french channel late at night if you were patient and lucky
Can't believe some guys are complaining about slow dial-up



I can still remember one of the first centerfolds I saw as a kid.
Kathy Shower (if that is in fact her real name). from 1985 or 86.

If u were desperate patient and lucky you went with the scrambled ppv channel

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I don't even want to know how he died.

But I just can't help but ask.

How was he laid to rest?

Was it a stroke?

RIP

Rumor has it, his erection died 4 hours later.

 

[Darth Dawkins]

If u were desperate patient and lucky you went with the scrambled ppv channel

OMG this! Being a teen in the 80's that second or two of somewhat clarity every minute was totally the bomb.

 

[puckhead]

hey-o!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

/Some of us were making due with the JC Penney catalog lingerie section.

Eaton's catalog worked as well. Or national Geographic if you were feeling exotic.
Or the french channel late at night if you were patient and lucky

You guys sure about those choices?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sears catalogue had more variety imo ... the catolgue itself was bulkier as were the bra models

 

[tducey]

RIP to Hugh Hefner, a true legend if there ever was 1.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Donald Trump: The Poor Man’s Hugh Hefner