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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.

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How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

  1. Front to Back

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  2. Back to Front

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  3. Bidet

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  1. antone112

    antone112 who gives a fuck

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  2. Tharvot

    Tharvot Crusader for Truthiness

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    I dip my butt into a coy pond and let the fish clean it.

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  3. nathans8823

    nathans8823 Well-Known Notre Dame Fan

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    Just did that last week
     
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  4. RTRdian

    RTRdian Broken Filter

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    Use depends.. Nobody got time for all that
     
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    MilkSpiller22 Gorilla

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    as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...
     
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    You majored in shit? I'm going to assume you attended Auburn :dhd:
     
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  7. darken65

    darken65 Warped Member

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    Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.
     
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    The aduele is more important. I mean, if you don't wipe well does it matter where the streak marks come from?? But by cleaning the aduele you are more likely to get a good clean.
    Don't be afraid to dip tp into the toilet water to moisten everything.
     
  9. True Lakers Fan

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    On behalf of the rest of the board - I thank you and request that you and make a strong effort to keep him from us
     
  10. handicappers

    handicappers Do you like fat stacks? Supporting Member Level 3

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    bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, pot meet kettle. ya whiney little bitch.
     
  11. ill

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    have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?

    Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?
     
  12. DJ

    DJ Squirting member Supporting Member Level 3

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    Very carefully.
     
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    ArlingtonCowboys100 Well-Known Member

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    While out in the woods I used a stick,leaves,pine needles. They dont work worth a damn and just pulled up my pants.
     
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    Only when the small round turds come out for me. Any other type I wipe.
     
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    Back to front
     
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    when in thee woods a hunting thee poor lil bastard dead or alive hee hee hee!!! wipe ass squirrel.jpg
     
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    Wait, you guys all wipe?
     
  18. tnapucco

    tnapucco Fair as fuck Supporting Member Level 1

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    Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...

    They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.