Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.
I dip my butt into a coy pond and let the fish clean it.
Just did that last week
Use depends.. Nobody got time for all that
as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...
You majored in shit? I'm going to assume you attended Auburn
Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.
The aduele is more important. I mean, if you don't wipe well does it matter where the streak marks come from?? But by cleaning the aduele you are more likely to get a good clean.
Don't be afraid to dip tp into the toilet water to moisten everything.
On behalf of the rest of the board - I thank you and request that you and make a strong effort to keep him from us
bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, pot meet kettle. ya whiney little bitch.
have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?
Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?
While out in the woods I used a stick,leaves,pine needles. They dont work worth a damn and just pulled up my pants.
Only when the small round turds come out for me. Any other type I wipe.
Back to front
when in thee woods a hunting thee poor lil bastard dead or alive hee hee hee!!!
Wait, you guys all wipe?
Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...
They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.
Before we all vote in 2020, we're all entitled to know how Donald Trump does it.
@JuiceTheGator Did my post strike your damp taint-nerve?
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