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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.

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How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

  1. Front to Back

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  2. Back to Front

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  3. Bidet

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  1. batchaps4me

    batchaps4me Active Member

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    I wipe before I poop and wipe left to right.
     



  2. BigRedMoe

    BigRedMoe Defective Transplant

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    Fine. I'll explain one more time....
    Stand. Spread cheeks. Press ass against nearest wall. Begin side stepping.
     
  3. Melman

    Melman Got SnapFace?

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  4. Shanemansj13

    Shanemansj13 Finger Poppin Dat Asshole

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    Normal people wipe front to back
     
  5. Bulletz

    Bulletz Smib

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    I usually just jump in the shower after a poop. Helps the environment.
     
  6. mrwallace2ku

    mrwallace2ku Treehugger

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    Nothing simple about it...circular motion from the outside inwerds. I didn't see that option available.
     
  7. midcal

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    This seems like a good thread to ask about the free app download pop up that keeps dumping me off this site (since I can't start my own threads until I get some hair on my balls). Does this happen to anyone else? Is there a way to make it stop?

    To answer the question, I sit on the carpet and scoot around like a dog. Sometimes I try to write my name.
     
  8. handicappers

    handicappers Do you like fat stacks? Supporting Member Level 3

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    this thread has already been done.
     
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  9. Nod4Eight

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    Braille toilet paper?
     
  11. Ojb81

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    . . . . . . .eyeah...let's hear it
     
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  13. Ojb81

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    Back-to-front means you're pushing a certain level of shit-smear closer to your taint, which puts you at higher risk of developing swamp-ass from your sweaty shit-smeared taint later in the day..didnt momma teach y'all nothin??

    As for me, I prefer the following method:

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  14. DragonfromTO

    DragonfromTO Well-Known Member

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    handicappers Do you like fat stacks? Supporting Member Level 3

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  16. tnapucco

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    Front to back so the cooties don't attack.
     
  17. fredmccallyRTR

    fredmccallyRTR 21 Supporting Member Level 3

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    I just walk it off caveman style.
     
  18. Great Dayne

    Great Dayne Renowned realistic fan with constructive criticism

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    I have a royal flush toilet so I have no need to wipe as it does all the work for me. It gives a nice solid spray all up in there and then a nice stream of warm air to dry the rest and get ride of any chance of having dingle berries.
     
  19. wingsauce7

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    I'm not gonna read a single post in this thread, but I will say that anyone that wipes front to back is either a fucking retard or is from Nebraska.
     
  20. wingsauce7

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    Ok...drunk. Anyone that has to ask the question must be from nebraska..