Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.
I wipe before I poop and wipe left to right.
Fine. I'll explain one more time....
Stand. Spread cheeks. Press ass against nearest wall. Begin side stepping.
Dare to be different...
Normal people wipe front to back
I usually just jump in the shower after a poop. Helps the environment.
Nothing simple about it...circular motion from the outside inwerds. I didn't see that option available.
This seems like a good thread to ask about the free app download pop up that keeps dumping me off this site (since I can't start my own threads until I get some hair on my balls). Does this happen to anyone else? Is there a way to make it stop?
To answer the question, I sit on the carpet and scoot around like a dog. Sometimes I try to write my name.
this thread has already been done.
Braille toilet paper?
. . . . . . .eyeah...let's hear it
Back-to-front means you're pushing a certain level of shit-smear closer to your taint, which puts you at higher risk of developing swamp-ass from your sweaty shit-smeared taint later in the day..didnt momma teach y'all nothin??
As for me, I prefer the following method:
Front to back so the cooties don't attack.
I just walk it off caveman style.
I have a royal flush toilet so I have no need to wipe as it does all the work for me. It gives a nice solid spray all up in there and then a nice stream of warm air to dry the rest and get ride of any chance of having dingle berries.
I'm not gonna read a single post in this thread, but I will say that anyone that wipes front to back is either a fucking retard or is from Nebraska.
Ok...drunk. Anyone that has to ask the question must be from nebraska..
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