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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.

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How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

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  2. Back to Front

    10 vote(s)
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  3. Bidet

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  1. HuskerOC

    HuskerOC Huskers 24/7 365

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    People at work call him Stankyballs.

    Wonders why.
     



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  2. TheDayMan

    TheDayMan Day Butt Ass

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    Uh huh... and where do you land on poppers?
     
  3. Shaggy

    Shaggy Administrator Admin

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    Moved this poll into the correct forum...the toilet bowl. Honestly, who thinks about posting shit like this?

    Was about to just delete this post, still might, but decided to move it.
     
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  4. TheDayMan

    TheDayMan Day Butt Ass

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    Good call.
     
  5. HuskerOC

    HuskerOC Huskers 24/7 365

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    Worst fucking Mod ever.

    Obviously a back to fronter and is offended. :L

    Takes his shit too seriously.
     
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  6. Nosferatu

    Nosferatu 65 Days Until Spring Training Supporting Member Level 3

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    Off to the side man not between the legs...
     
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  7. Shaggy

    Shaggy Administrator Admin

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    Mod? Who you calling mod... :harbaugh:

    Not offended, just amazed why you would post up something like this.....to each their own I guess.
     
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    TigersBleaux Self-Deprecating

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    No one told me this... gunna have to go force one out and try that. I usually go back to front and lift the balls up
     
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    This is my method, as well.
     
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    New best friend.
     
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    Never really used the. I am not a fan of drugs.
     
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    Never really used the. I am not a fan of drugs.
     
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    Never really used them. I am not a fan of drugs.
     
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  14. WizardHawk

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    Pretty sure we had this thread more than once in the WC where shit like this belongs.
     
  15. HuskerOC

    HuskerOC Huskers 24/7 365

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    Seriously? From all the other shit, and yes, I say SHIT posted on this site, you single out this one?

    I can say FUCK, but this won't do?

    And now I have been redacted in "new thread" creation privileges?

    You must be from Texas.
     
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  16. The Derski

    The Derski No Fat Chicks Staff Member

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    everyone had that problem today dude. i think its fixed now.
     
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    The Derski No Fat Chicks Staff Member

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    Plus if you think about it, how can you get mad about a "how do you wipe your ass?" thread in the toilet bowl section? Its a perfect match.
     
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  18. HuskerOC

    HuskerOC Huskers 24/7 365

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    You posting in my shit stain is all that needs to be said Derski.
    :clap:
     
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    Inimical Sports Hooplah Local Reporter

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    I like the bidet for wiping my ass, tears, and getting a cup of water when im to lazy to open up the toilet tank.
     
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    Yea shag carpet. Then it's off to the porch glass door for the smear test.
     
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