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How do you wipe?

Discussion in 'The Toilet Bowl' started by HuskerOC, Oct 7, 2016.

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How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

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  1. HuskerOC

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    Simple question.

    How do you wipe your ass?
     



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  2. drbuck10

    drbuck10 Active Member

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    Let me ask my servant wench, I'm usually too drunk on the finest wine, served to me from palm leaves, to notice.
     
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    Slow news day is it? :noidea:
     
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  4. HuskerOC

    HuskerOC Huskers 24/7 365

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    Back to fronter right here.
     
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  6. HuskerOC

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    Hot womens wipe this guys ass.
     
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    All three and a run across the carpet in case I need to blame the dog.
     
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    Shag carpet?

    I mean, if you want to be clean, Shag is the best scrubber.
     
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    Is this why they keep most of the Nebraska fans segregated from the rest of the boards population?
     
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    I cant vote. Poll must be defective or some shit lol.
     
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    I don't think its letting anyone wipe

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    General Forum is that-a-way

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    When wiping...
     
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    I'm a puller with heavy pressure from the bird finger.
     
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    I keep a few dead Clemson fans in the basement. I cut up their skin and use it to wipe (once I've finished with their orange shirts en sech).
     
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    Working again.
     
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    how does a blind person know when they are done?
     
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