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Mebert

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I am going to get a second job as a paper delivery person. It will give me indepth research into overhand vs sidearm newspaper tosses. I fully expect to gain keen insight needed to be the worlds foremost sidearm expert.

I shall report back my results for all too see before the new year.
 

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I want to be Santa Claus at a supermodel party.
 

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Good luck. Hopefully you're an early riser.
 

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"holiday job"

I'm disappointed....I was hoping to read about a promise your gf made. Instead I'm reading you gotta work. Sorry dude.
 

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That takes me back. After my wife had our 2nd, she quit working and I took a 2nd job delivering the Free Press back in the early 90s. I hate getting up early in the first place but it was the "every damn day" part of it that was the worst. Other than that it wasn't bad. It was in NW Detroit. It took me about an hour. Sundays a bit longer. I think I had around 100 on my route.. made about $600-$700 a month basically tax free with the gas & car depreciation write offs. It came in handy. We had to do our own collection. I don't think they do it like that anymore. They dropped them on my doorstep too. I don't know if they do that anymore either. I was a backhander like a frisbee and I was deadly. 2 years was enough of that after I got a nice promotion.

Good Luck !
 

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They won't even bring The Free Press to the little store where Im from anymore. Cut off home delivery a long time ago.
 

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I don't know how the paper is even staying afloat.
 

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"holiday job"

I'm disappointed....I was hoping to read about a promise your gf made. Instead I'm reading you gotta work. Sorry dude.

Holiday handy?

Oral obligation?
 

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I have two findings.

1. It is cold as fuck outside and I hate that
2. I am equally inaccurate no matter what throwing motion I use.
 

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I have two findings.

1. It is cold as fuck outside and I hate that
2. I am equally inaccurate no matter what throwing motion I use.

Thanks for your dedication on this matter.
 

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Howthe hell does Salt Lake get an inversion every year? What creates pollutionaround there?
 

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Howthe hell does Salt Lake get an inversion every year? What creates pollutionaround there?

Could you shed a little light on what the hell SLC is getting when they get an inversion every year? Does the inversion affect your verticle paper delivery game?
 

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It means there air is nasty and the cold is trapped in.
 

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I just started my Bonfire in the backyard for the firing of Schwartz, the authorities will have to arrest me cause I ain't putting it out.
 
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