Happy Valentines from <Your Team>

[amszete]

 

[nathans8823]

What is this Valentines thing you speak of?

 

[7Samurai13]

What is this Valentines thing you speak of?

A bullshit holiday that shitty husbands use as an excuse to ignore their wives the rest of the year because they bought flowers one day. Notice how it's after the Super Bowl and before March Madness?

 

[amszete]

Maddog and chocolates?

 

[7Samurai13]

Maddog and chocolates?

Damn, look at you Romeo

 

[TheRobotDevil]

A bullshit holiday that shitty husbands use as an excuse to ignore their wives the rest of the year because they bought flowers one day. Notice how it's after the Super Bowl and before March Madness?

 

[Justin Tyme]

What is this Valentines thing you speak of?

Bishop Valentine was accused of marring couples without getting consent from Imperil Rome. They put his marring ass in jail and on this date in the year 262(?) beheaded him. He became known as the patron saint for love. And thus began the headaches for men.

On this day in '29, Capone sent some of his boys around to a garage. They did just a little more than beheading. Still, the results were the same.

So, as you can see, this Valentines thing is quite something.

 

[Justin Tyme]

What about Crown or TheyFit or Durex? Or are Trojans the top-o-the-line?

 

[7Samurai13]

 

[B_dub]

Happy Valentine's Day from Oklahoma.

 

[4down20]

wooohoooo, it's national fuck your cousin day!

 

[amszete]

 

[trojanfan12]

A bullshit holiday that shitty husbands use as an excuse to ignore their wives the rest of the year because they bought flowers one day.

Wait!! What?!? I'm supposed to buy my wife flowers before I ignore her?

 

[Cowboyinexile]

 

[navamind]