Golf Lingo

[Bone]

Bite you cock sucker!!

 

[Bone]

Ahhh! I fucking pulled it!!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Pig phuck!!! Shank!!!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Damn slice u dirty ____________!!!!!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

SWEEET! Killer fk'n DIVOT!!!

(*now I'll just replace this nicely manicured earth while I gather my schit and pretend it didn't sukk so much ass)... and swear some more.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Get in the hole you bastid azz bish!!!!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Well HO-LYY GOLF HELL, it's HOTT up in here!!!

 

[iruletheskool]

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?…just morbid curiosity.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

lol who?????

that's golf lingo????

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Ahh.. just Tiger lingo. Sheez, that's "normal".lol

"Par for course, Baby!"

Wait, .... nvm

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Up and down.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

"Dat wuz a unsolit' lie, brah!!...wtf?!"


l o l

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Get the champagne ready, girls!

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Dog-leg right.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Crisp with a little authority.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Hit it phat.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Nice layup. Wayta make it tight.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

90% psychological my ass,... that ain't what my back's screamin', gentlemen.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Okay, need a miracle shot here.

 

[SFNL]

"nipped" it
"chunked" it
"bladed" it
fat, heavy, thin
tight lie
"pured" it
hit it "on the screws"
"drop kick"