Fuck...... I'm not fucking joking........

[HawkeyeHater]

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........


he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........



He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......


On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LMFAO.....

Sorry, but I just died laughing at the thought of you sitting in your garage burning the tires. Wow, that is seriously rather humorous.

 

[li0lsh]

mmtirh

 

[ugafan6612]

you're insane

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I am still laughing.............that is some funny shit

 

[HawkeyeHater]

No sir..... This is some scarry shit.....


If I lose My cdl....... I lose my job........








If I lose my job....... fuck that just ain't cool........ cus damn..... I mean.. fuck


I am like poor as fuck trying to post on here and shit......... and fuck, I wouldn't last long,, before I was in the unemployment line......




I'm counting my lucky stars tonight, and am going to be much more gooder at calling a cab....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I know it's not funny to you HH...........I'm glad that nothing happened to you.

But for me, picturing you sitting in the garage doing that, makes me giggle like a little school girl.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I'm glad nothing happened either....


This hardees chesseburger taste good as shit........





But fuck, tonight was a close call...... I mean, my truck was in the garage......... the cop was standing in my foyer and dispatch discriped my truck to a fucking T!!!!!!

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Basically it comes down to my one neighbor is a little douchbag fuck who I'm am going to beat the living hell out of.......... but






Forget I said that here, cuz that fucking worthless fuck is gonna get his shit beat in......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

You live in a culdasac (spelling?)..................yea it can't be too hard to figure out who called you in. Just threaten all of them

 

[ugafan6612]

dude please record that beating of the worhtless douchebag neighbor fuck

 

[TheRobotDevil]

If there is one thing I can't stand its little rat fucks who can't say shit to your face when the have a problem.sorry you live next to one HH

 

[Driaz]

The better half of the South Sioux Cityy police department just showed up at my house because......... A..... I was spinning the tires on my truck all the way down my cul-d-sac......... B. I was burning the tires off my truck once I got in my garage........


he got to my house allready I was allready in my house, I really didn't have to asnwer the door....... but I did like a dumbass...... He pretty much told me,,,, cum clean or you are going to jail for dui................ I came clean, told him if I get a dui, I lose my job, I lose this house, I lose everything........



He says, keep in mind.... I'm watching you.... Be safe.......


On one hand I'm happy as a virgin.......... On the otherhand I'm scared as a virgin.........

What's wrong with y'all???.....homosexual cop extorts HH and we're gonna give him a free pass???......this has the makings of irules 1.5" penis for prolonged (pun intentional) humor capabilities.....

 

[Brasky]

Jesus HH.... I HAVE A BETTER STORY THAN THAT... I'LL MAKE MY OWN THREAD..

 

[HuskerFan8807]

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

 

[McBride]

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

Yes, a little common sense goes a long way.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

well HH its a simple fact i guess, if your goona drive home from the bar, DO NOT SIT AND SPIN UR TIRES!

I think calling a taxi is best idea.....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

but....

I guess I'm just used to western Nebraska.......



Back home, they would have fired up their trucks and we coulda had a competition.....



These fucks had to call the cops....




I woke them up at 7:30 this morning or atleast I tried.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

DADBURNIT!!!!!!! you did it with this one too

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Sorry sir......