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That kid is almost ugly enough to be yours. Did you knock up any of them turnip squeezers from over yonder?
 

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That kid is almost ugly enough to be yours. Did you knock up any of them turnip squeezers from over yonder?
Look here Jim Bob ... nobody beats Texas BBQ and Texas chili. Texas wrote the book on that shit and nobody does it better.
 

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Look here Jim Bob ... nobody beats Texas BBQ and Texas chili. Texas wrote the book on that shit and nobody does it better.

Beef ain't BBQ, and I don't eat chili any way it's cooked.
 

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When it comes to BBQ, nothing beats the Carolinas. I'd go with Memphis as a second choice and then Georgia. Beef ain't BBQ, and sweet, sticky sauce like they have in KC is for kids.
Meh, I've had that Carolina Q all the way from Carolina Beach, to Charlotte and points west to Ashville. It ain't bad for pork but if you need vinegar or any other addition for Q then it ain't really good Q. No sauce, just smoke. And that smoke needs to have a little mesquite to it as well to be worth a damn.
 

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Beef ain't BBQ, and I don't eat chili any way it's cooked.
Cows > dirty pigs any old day.

Right now those suckers are cooking on the hoof out here in West Texas!
 

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Meh, I've had that Carolina Q all the way from Carolina Beach, to Charlotte and points west to Ashville. It ain't bad for pork but if you need vinegar or any other addition for Q then it ain't really good Q. No sauce, just smoke. And that smoke needs to have a little mesquite to it as well to be worth a damn.

Beef is for steak. Pork is for BBQ(and tenderloin biscuits)
 

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Texas chili? Holy shit.. there's literally an entire country that does chili better than Texas
I'll agree to this somewhat. Chili's chili. But, if it doesn't make you break out in a sweat, it is pussy chili!
 

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Beef is for steak. Pork is for BBQ(and tenderloin biscuits)
This is true....but only parts of the cow are for steak! Gotta figure out other ways to cook the rest of it.
 

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I'll agree to this somewhat. Chili's chili. But, if it doesn't make you break out in a sweat, it is pussy chili!

I say the same thing about hot wings. And if I had to pick a favorite food, hot wings would definitely be in the conversation.

But as a side note, I also don't like BBQ chicken. Chicken is best served in hot wing form, but deep fried is acceptable too. And other than wings, the gizzard is the best part of the bird.
 

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A pig is the greatest animal out there. Hell, I even love pickled pigs feet.
They are smarter than people give 'em credit for. And they are flavorful. I love bacon, ham, etc and even prefer baby backs to beef ribs.

But, give me a good beef brisket over any other meat...with the exception of a good steak.
 

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Cows > dirty pigs any old day.

Right now those suckers are cooking on the hoof out here in West Texas!

You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think cows are dirty as fuck.
 

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I say the same thing about hot wings. And if I had to pick a favorite food, hot wings would definitely be in the conversation.

But as a side note, I also don't like BBQ chicken. Chicken is best served in hot wing form, but deep fried is acceptable too. And other than wings, the gizzard is the best part of the bird.
I'm a wing fan too.
 

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They are smarter than people give 'em credit for. And they are flavorful. I love bacon, ham, etc and even prefer baby backs to beef ribs.

But, give me a good beef brisket over any other meat...with the exception of a good steak.

A good steak is hard to beat.
 

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Turtle is an underrated food animal. Turtle soup>>>

Rattlesnake is good too.

But really, Gator and bear are the only animals I've tried that I didn't like.
 
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