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[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

The notorious killer of the trees at Toomer's Corners has passed... what a horrible human being

Harvey Updyke, poisoner of Auburn trees, dead at 71

 

[iowajerms]

 

[tnapucco]

I hope the mortician was an Auburn alum with a flair for necromancy.

inb4 but gay mortician because it was already implied.