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[Ballboy534]

Yoohoo!

 

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Anyone here?

 

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Looks like I'm in a bad neighboorhood

 

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Or any side street in the filth hole that is Columbia

 

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Maybe I'll run into GA Mangus and his wunderkind Garcia later

 

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Perhaps they'll even indulge me enough get my name in The State for alcohol related offenses

 

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Or is that only reserved for SEC hicks?

 

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I never could grow a mullet or a rat tail, so it seems fitting that I can't join the "elite SEC fraternal homo order"

 

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Besides, do you really like cock(s)?

 

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I could ramble on and on about how the only tradition Cocks have is having a worse record than the Clevland Browns and Cavaliers combined, or how they finally beat Clemson two years in a row for only the fourth time ever, but that would be tactless.

 

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Instead, maybe I'll share their recent triumphs in baseball, a sport where men use metal bats and pitchers are afraid to hit

 

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Or

 

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I could

 

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always

 

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use a bunch of

 

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short, choppy

 

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incoherent

 

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rambling

 

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nonsensical

 

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statements that aggravate everyone to read