Dead Body Found in Janoris Jenkins's House

[Sharkonabicycle]

Found 13 bodies in my backyard last weekend. NO IDEA how it happened guys *chewing human leg* I mean *gulp* It was like *swallow* a big surprise and I couldn't *licks chops* FATHOM how this happ- *farts* end.

 

[Manster7588]

Found 13 bodies in my backyard last weekend. NO IDEA how it happened guys *chewing human leg* I mean *gulp* It was like *swallow* a big surprise and I couldn't *licks chops* FATHOM how this happ- *farts* end.

Were they the last 13 women that passed you off or the first 13?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Were they the last 13 women that passed you off or the first 13?

I mean... probably the last? I guess? Like 12... carry the 4... but 13, last, so subtract... it was definitely the additive chick from Asia (because they math LOL) and then like you gotta carry... so definitely the last 5..

IT WAS THE LAST 6.21, FOR SURE.

 

[Manster7588]

I wonder if JJ was in Atlanta in the last 48 hours?
Worker's body found in freezer at Braves park

 

[handicappers]

Probably the same type of thing that happened to Sean Taylor.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Sorry, I got held up at dinner...

Spaghetti O's cook faster in the microwave. Jest sayin'

 

[dbldwn711]

Sounds too convenient for me. Sounds like he made sure he had an alibi before any shit went down.

He’s definitely smarter than Aaron Hernandez!

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Was Jayson Williams at JJ's house?

 

[NinerSickness]

Were they the last 13 women that passed you off or the first 13?

 

[Manster7588]

With @Sharkonabicycle anger issues towards women it was a logical assumption.

 

[eaglesnut]

So

A) His brother strangled someone in his house.

or

B) His brother strangled someone in his house.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

With @Sharkonabicycle anger issues towards women it was a logical assumption.

Contrary to the popular belief of this board, I do not hate women... there's just not much to do with them after you fuck them.

Sure there's some guys that enjoy spending time with their counterpart outside of the bedroom, but the thing about those guys? Is they're fucking crazy.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

As long as he's ready for Week One

 

[Cyder]

Found 13 bodies in my backyard last weekend. NO IDEA how it happened guys *chewing human leg* I mean *gulp* It was like *swallow* a big surprise and I couldn't *licks chops* FATHOM how this happ- *farts* end.

Sorry, I ran out of room at my place for my dead boyscout collection and I figured you could use the phosphorous for your garden

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Sorry, I ran out of room at my place for my dead boyscout collection and I figured you could use the phosphorous for your garden

Pretty set on dead bodies at the moment... looks like the neighbor could use some though, soil is looking pretty mangy. I'll swing by and check with her today.

 

[Cyder]

Pretty set on dead bodies at the moment... looks like the neighbor could use some though, soil is looking pretty mangy. I'll swing by and check with her today.

Excellent, there's a jamboree coming up and my sub zero is already packed

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Excellent, there's a jamboree coming up and my sub zero is already packed

First world problems.... first world problems...

 

[Judge Fudge]

As long as he's ready for Week One

He won't be.

He will be wearing something orange.

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

He won't be.

He will be wearing something orange.

I wouldn't think either Denver or TB would have any interest until after this is cleared up but ya never know.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I wouldn't think either Denver or TB would have any interest until after this is cleared up but ya never know.

I meant

But got your joke