Daily Thread: 9/16 Red Sox roll, Yanks done, Indians going for it

[RedSoxWorrld]

"In Boston or New York, Helton is a career .220 hitter." - All you fuckers

"Omar Vizquel is a better player than Helton because he played more games and innings!" - Hammer

 

[HammerDown]

"Mariano is now going to dedicate his precious time to perfecting a cure for the common cold." - Worrld

 

[HammerDown]

"I always bring up "Glenn Hoffman's little brother" but it's really Hammer whose obsessed, not me." - Worrld

 

[HammerDown]

"Just because Mariano costs 127,238% more per inning than Helton doesn't make Helton a better value." - Dirt

 

[HammerDown]

"The Padres are a better team than the Mets." Everyone in the baseball universe but Hu

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"Don't you ever insult Glenn Hoffman's brother, even though you didn't, or I will be forced to thrash you!" - Hammer

 

[HammerDown]

"Glenn Hoffman's brother's changeup never fooled anyone." - Worrld

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"The Padres are a better team than the Mets." Everyone in the baseball universe but Hu

Pathetic trollery.

Hang your head in shame.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"Glenn Hoffman's brother's changeup never fooled anyone." - Worrld

"I really wish Worrld would insult Glenn Hoffman's brother so I can tape this whole thread on the "Victory is mine" pegboard in my kitchen." - Hammer

 

[HammerDown]

Pathetic trollery.

Hang your head in shame.

Want to hear my opinion on Robert Kraft instead?

 

[HammerDown]

"I am capable of making a post without referencing Glenn Hoffman's brother. Really, I am. I just choose not to." - Worrld

 

[poprocksncoke]

Glen's brother played for the Marlins, right?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Want to hear my opinion on Robert Kraft instead?

Nah, you can stay on "pathetic" and avoid moving to "desperate."

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"I am capable of making a post without referencing Glenn Hoffman's brother. Really, I am. I just choose not to." - Worrld

"I can't win with this Mo argument, so lets revisit another discussion I lost pounds off my ass as a result of." - Hammer

funny how you pick maybe two of the classiest and most respected sports figure in the US as being classless arrogant douchebags

you should pick better troll targets

 

[Brocktagon]

hammer wins today

worrld is off his a-game

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

hammer wins today

worrld is off his a-game

HOckey >>> Uno >>> Brock

 

[HammerDown]

hammer wins today

worrld is off his a-game

I can't even get going with this lack of stimulating competition.

 

[Brocktagon]

HOckey >>> Uno >>> Brock

aaron hernandez >>> worrld

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I can't even get going with this lack of stimulating competition.

Yeah, let's try again tomorrow. It's only monday.

Night ladies.

 

[HammerDown]

"Hey, baby. My name's Bobbie. First I'm going to tell you about The Patriot Way and then I'm going to tell you just how classy they say I am."