Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[puckhead]

I feel like they should have their own Comedy Gold thread, so this will do


@mirtle
Leafs spent 15% of their cap on Clarkson and Bozak today and both are roughly 45-point players. And they're capped out. The end

 

[puckhead]

holy heightened expectations, Batman

 

[esls79]

He'll be in Carlyle's dog house by Halloween.

 

[UTVolCountry]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

holy heightened expectations, Batman

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[DevilishWon]

holy heightened expectations, Batman

Clarkson is gay?

 

[DevilishWon]

I think this is the guy who used to post the Sundin polls in the swamp

 

[forty_three]

Closest that dude has EVER been to a cute blonde.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Front of TSN's page...

Frenzy Of Activity

SENS LOSE ALFREDSSON, TRADE FOR RYAN; LEAFS LAND CLARKSON


You need to read down before it mentions Iggy to the Bruins.They even mention the Leafs re signing Tyler Bozak before the Iggy move. I like TSN for their hockey coverage but I can see why some Canadians get upset with the overkill of Leafs Love. LOL

 

[puckhead]

I like TSN for their hockey coverage but I can see why some Canadians get upset with the overkill of Leafs Love. LOL

they spent $10 million to upgrade
Grabovski, MacArthur, Frattin, Scrivens to Clarkson, Bolland, Liles, Bozak, Bernier


and for that, as jstew mentioned, torontonians have pushed them to #6 in Stanley Cup odds

 

[puckhead]

lol.

Explaining the Grabovski-Bozak "Stats" Debate in Shinny Hockey Terms | The LeafsNation

Here’s what I want you to do: go to the next session of shinny hockey you can find. After a few minutes, identify the best and worst players on your team.
Spend half the game manipulating your line changes so you’re only playing with the best player on your team. (As you'll see, this could be given the verb Bozaking.) At the halfway point of the session, change that strategy so you never play with him or her and instead play with some of the lesser players.

 

[puckhead]

one more gem from the article:


PDO last year:
Grabovski 988
Bozak 1027

one got bought out, the other got a 5 year deal with his salary almost tripled.
attaboy Nonis... this'll work out just fine.

 

[BlueWolfZero]

In off ice news, Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert got married this weekend. Anybody else lose that bet?

 

[puckhead]

Who Had A Better Free Agency Day: Dave Nonis or a Potato? - Pension Plan Puppets

funny and insightful, all at the same time

 

[DragonfromTO]

Who Had A Better Free Agency Day: Dave Nonis or a Potato? - Pension Plan Puppets

funny and insightful, all at the same time

Top THAT, Nonis!

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[dash]

^

I recognize that s/n from the swamp - Welcome aboard DragonfromTO.

 

[puckhead]

never change, Toronto media

 

[DevilishWon]

never change, Toronto media

In fairness it didn't say he'd be with TO by cup time

 

[flyersfan4706]

Obviously it isn't Pittsburgh level despise, but man do I fucking hate the Leafs.

 

[DevilishWon]

In fairness it didn't say he'd be with TO by cup time

I stand corrected it did say the leafs.....so clearly they are on drugs