Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[puckhead]

lol
An Edmonton woman is urging buyer beware after she spent thousands of dollars with a matchmaking company but only went on a single date with a gap-toothed homeless man.

jstew missed the low hanging fruit

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oilers players probably wish they could do this too

 

[esls79]

Does Wade Redden still have a place in Kelowna? He might be able to give the Ducks a pick me up.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

That's almost as funny as Matt Sekeres calling Blake Price "Fred".

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lol

 

[dash]

Arrogance, thy name is Edmonton.

City council to debate return of City of Champions slogan

 

[forty_three]

Arrogance, thy name is Edmonton.

City council to debate return of City of Champions slogan

Draft Lottery Champions

 

[jstewismybastardson]

see ... theyre celebrating already ... which leads to my prediction of what their celebration might look like tonight (see Sens Rags series thread) ... if they win tonight ... in the words of mike tyson ... TURN OFF YOUR STATION !!!

 

[forty_three]

Rough trip through the Airport. You just *know* he burned that suit.

 

[forty_three]

Okay, so this is a thing now. McJesus is uncomfortable around people.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Okay, so this is a thing now. McJesus is uncomfortable around the rif raff

Fify

/im thinking young jesus thinks thats graham james

 

[mooger_35]

They're just trolling now

 

[dash]

Sportsnet article discussing what Leon's next contract might be...Willis is one of the better writers out there and I agree that a bridge contract for Leon is unlikely. He surmises that Kopitar with the Kings is a pretty good comparable and also mentions Gaudreau, who signed for 6.75 shmill per at the beginning of the season.

http://SportsHoopla.com/m75kv28

 

[esls79]

Benning should offer sheet Leon for 5 years 50 million dollars - if you're on the way out you might as well burn some bridges in the process


/greenbacks, not loonies

 

[Groo]

Okay, so this is a thing now. McJesus is uncomfortable around people.

Ah... broken dreams

 

[dash]

Well, at least he shaved off the mutton chops...

 

[dash]

Kris Russell wants to be an Oiler:

"They showed faith in me by going out and signing me,” Russell said, per the Edmonton Journal. “I love playing here. It’s a first class organization. They treat you very well. The group inside is great. I think this team obviously has a bright future. I wish we were still playing, but I think this team grew a lot.

“With the signing and all that stuff, I’ll let my agent deal with that,” Russell said. “Obviously I’d like to come back but there is a business side to this and you never know what’s going to happen.”

Russell: 'I want to be an Oiler' - Article - TSN

 

[dash]

 

[esls79]

Any word on if the lines have died down for the pissers yet?