Coach sayings.. post yours here..

[Cave_Johnson]

"no girl is ugly with a dick in her mouth"

Unless it's her own dick

 

[trojanfan12]

A few from John McKay:

We didn't tackle well today. But we made up for it by not blocking.

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

On OJ Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a game: The balls not that heavy and he ain't in a union.

When asked about his teams execution: I'm in favor of it.

 

[Rolltide94]

A few from John McKay:

We didn't tackle well today. But we made up for it by not blocking.

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

On OJ Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a game: The balls not that heavy and he ain't in a union.

When asked about his teams execution: I'm in favor of it.

Some good ones in there...He and Bear were cut from the same cloth.

 

[Deep Creek]

If this were a hoops thread, Abe Lemons would probably have the winning ones.

 

[NolePride]

Coach Pete of FSU.

"I want you guys to line up alphabetically by height."

"Pair up in groups of three...then line up in a straight line and form a circle."

Henry Ford II

"You can't earn a reputation on what you're going to do."

Unk...

"The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win."

 

[navamind]

You can't spell Citrus with out UT

yeah, this thread should be nothing but Spurrier quotes.

 

[GoldRusher]

Not our coach but loved this one from Lou Holtz about this time of year I believe when Rick Mirer was going to start his first game for ND (you ND guys can correct me if I'm wrong) When asked about their offense heading into the season:

"Oh our offense is gonna move the ball... I just hope it's forward"

 

[Innermind]

Jerry Sandusky - "Want some candy?"

 

[jwolt92]

"Florida Sucks"- me

 

[Rolltide94]

Couple of my favorites:

Bear Bryant - "When you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before"

Nick Saban - "There are two pains in life, the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment."

Gene Stallings - "You don't have to flaunt your success, but you don't have to apologize for it either."

 

[trojanfan12]

Some good ones in there...He and Bear were cut from the same cloth.

Yep. I have read that they were very close friends and that they and their wives used to vacation together in the off-season. I also read that the idea for the historic 1970 game was hatched by the 2 of them in a bar over drinks while on one of those vacations.

 

[Skerpokes]

"Fuck you, fans. Fuck all of you"

- Bo Pelini

 

[Skerpokes]

"We've got to be the dumbest team in America in terms of playing the game"

-Bill Callahan

 

[Wild Turkey]

Onlahgoda dum tharistat fum gondome - Ed Orgeron

 

[GoldRusher]

Onlahgoda dum tharistat fum gondome - Ed Orgeron

Dang you WT , ya went n made me remember it now it's stuck in my head..

 

[nddulac]

Dang you WT , ya went n made me remember it now it's stuck in my head..

Yar, yar, yar.

 

[it'sHuskers4me]

Who the hell is Charlie Bauman, ~ Woody Hayes

 

[it'sHuskers4me]

"We've got to be the dumbest team in America in terms of playing the game"

-Bill Callahan

Almost as bad as "We take what we want" ~ Billy C - translation we take 4 star recruits and teach them nothing.

 

[Rolltide94]

Dang you WT , ya went n made me remember it now it's stuck in my head..

How have I not seen that...that is classic.

 

[lilchi721]

"We made the Run and Shoot look like the Run and Shoot Yourself in the Foot"-R.C. Slocum