Discussion in 'Sports Forum General Discussion' started by lilchi721, Jan 11, 2017.
Chuck Norris and wife open new bottled water production facility in Navasota
America wins again!
bottles do not come with twist off tops
you must use a roundhouse kick to open
I was just thinking I wish there were more water options the other day.
Thank you chuck Norris.
I do that anyway.
Nice that they're helping environmental causes and kids, but WTF? I don't need to buy water in a bottle.
How do you drink water when on the move?
The Rattlers never should have pushed out Fedora.
Damn straight. Whenever I get thirsty, I drive up to Mt. Rainier and drink glacial runoff, like a man.
That's pussy shit, dude bro.
When I'm feeling parched, I drink the flaming waters of the Cuyahoga River.
And if I'm not in close enough proximity to the crooked river, I do what any manly survivalist would do; I stand on my head and piss in my own mouth.
Chuck Norris doesn't get thirsty for water. Water gets thirsty for Chuck Norris.
Until there's an infomercial, Do Not Believe.
Bottled water? Pfft. We all know that Whoop-Ass comes in a can.
When is the IPO? I am so there. Hello lake house!
If they can talk you into the gym....bottled water is no problem.
Water, Texas Ranger!
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