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Chuck Norris and wife open new bottle water company

Discussion in 'Sports Forum General Discussion' started by lilchi721, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. lilchi721

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    bottles do not come with twist off tops

    you must use a roundhouse kick to open
     
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    I was just thinking I wish there were more water options the other day.

    Thank you chuck Norris.
     
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    I do that anyway.
     
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    Debbie Does 8 years of celibacy down the drain

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    Nice that they're helping environmental causes and kids, but WTF? I don't need to buy water in a bottle.
     
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    How do you drink water when on the move?
     
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    nice
     
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    Damn straight. Whenever I get thirsty, I drive up to Mt. Rainier and drink glacial runoff, like a man.
     
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    That's pussy shit, dude bro.

    When I'm feeling parched, I drink the flaming waters of the Cuyahoga River.

    And if I'm not in close enough proximity to the crooked river, I do what any manly survivalist would do; I stand on my head and piss in my own mouth.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't get thirsty for water. Water gets thirsty for Chuck Norris.
     
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    When is the IPO? I am so there. Hello lake house!
     
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    If they can talk you into the gym....bottled water is no problem.

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    Water, Texas Ranger!
     
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