Honestly, you mention @Chewbaccer and this is the first thing that comes to mind (after rickets, goiters, ince$t, and mental retardation, of course):
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a f**k
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Well it's forty below
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f**k
'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f**kin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You f**king jerk
Get on my nerves