Chewbaccer's New Avi

[SlinkyRedfoot]

For years, going back to the days of FN, @Chewbaccer and I have annually had a month long avi bet on some season-spanning MLB factor. I'd won for years until in 2015, the bet was who would have a better season, the Royals, or the Indians. Naturally, I had the Indians and, regrettably, I lost the bet.

So, Chewy dug deep, and put me in an avi that I would ultimately have to explain to tons of people when they'd ask, "what the hell is with your avi, homo?" Here's what he had me sporting:

Yep, that's a screenshot of Ned Beatty getting butt plowed from Deliverance.

Inexplicably, for our 2016 bet Chewbaccer suggested who would have a better season, the Braves, or the Indians. Sure, he's a Braves homer, but this just seemed like avicide. Of course I took him up on it.

2016
Cleveland Indians - 94-67 (.584), 4th best record in the majors
Atlanta Braves - 68-93 (.422), 5th worst record in the majors

The Braves finished 26 games behind the Indians, in the basement of the NL East, and 13th of 15 NL teams, while the Indians earned a postseason berth with their division title and had the 2nd best record in the AL.

So here we are. A year after I had to sport an image of man on man butt sex, it's my turn to exact some revenge. So, without further ado, I present Chewy's new avi that he'll be sporting for the next month. It's titled Chewy's Dream Date.

Spoiler

Now, let's hear you squeal like a pig, Chewy!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I like it. It's classy

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

It is good, but damn, what he put on you, I don't think you can ever get even...

 

[navamind]

I would have went with this:

But that works too.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I would have went with this:

But that works too.

Bwah! Atlantans...America's douchebags

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It is good, but damn, what he put on you, I don't think you can ever get even...

Really?

From my perspective, an avi suggesting that he has a latent fantasy of watching the sunset on a beach well provisioned with alcohol and chewing tobacco, with a sweaty, shirtless black cowboy with Chipper Jones' head is much worse than a screenshot from a movie.

My avi actually didn't even bother me much. People would ask what's up with it and I'd tell them that I'm just really into violent butt sex in the woods.

 

[Mondo Jay]

Ouch!

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

Really?

From my perspective, an avi suggesting that he has a latent fantasy of watching the sunset on a beach well provisioned with alcohol and chewing tobacco, with a sweaty, shirtless black cowboy with Chipper Jones' head is much worse than a screenshot from a movie.

My avi actually didn't even bother me much. People would ask what's up with it and I'd tell them that I'm just really into violent butt sex in the woods.

Like I said, you did good work on the avi. You are to be applauded. But damn, Ned being ass raped...

You did handle it very well. Actually, the best way possible.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I think what everyone in this thread really wants to know is: how often have Slinky and Chewy "gotten together?"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I think what everyone in this thread really wants to know is: how often have Slinky and Chewy "gotten together?"

You mean today?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I think what everyone in this thread really wants to know is: how often have Slinky and Chewy "gotten together?"

More frequently than they care to admit....


but still not as much as @williewilliejuan having @DJ over for dinner.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You mean today?

Hey, I didn't ask for your life story man

 

[broncosmitty]

This thread is seriously lacking in rainbows.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

This thread is seriously lacking in rainbows.

Go get'em tiger...

 

[broncosmitty]

Is that a baseball rose Sexy Larry is bringin for Chewy?

(You boys been up on that mountain, stemmin the rose...)

 

[broncosmitty]

Go get'em tiger...

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

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Well done sir!!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Good work my man, you certainly did not disappoint.

My only beef is I dip the real shit, none of that pussy Skoal.

But, I'll be gone a few days during the next month, I'll add a day to the bet for every day I'm not here.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Good work my man, you certainly did not disappoint.

My only beef is I dip the real shit, none of that pussy Skoal.

But, I'll be gone a few days during the next month, I'll add a day to the bet for every day I'm not here.

Hahaha!

I know. I didn't think anyone would know what the hell Day's Work was, so Skoal it is. The Bud and Cuervo are on, though.

You're a good sport. Cheers, buddy.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Hahaha!

I know. I didn't think anyone would know what the hell Day's Work was, so Skoal it is. The Bud and Cuervo are on, though.

You're a good sport. Cheers, buddy.

Any time my man.