Bye Week Superlatives

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I'm looking at the schedule of games available to watch during our bye week and they're not great. I guess I could watch the Giants and the Chargers play in the O-fer Bowl and root for a Giants win so we're not facing a winless team. The Raiders play the Ravens and I wish they could both somehow lose. Chiefs at Texans looks interesting but I work early in the AM and it sucks to have the only interesting game happen so late on a Sunday. But...I was just looking up something on the internet and stumbled across a pic of Domato Peko. And the idea of a list of Bye Week Superlatives was born. For reference:

Most Likely To Have Spent The Off Season On A Pirate Ship

Most Likely To Be Mark Davis' Bastard Child

Most Likely To Rent Out Skull As Snowplow

 

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Most likely to be the love child of Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson