• Have something to say? Register Now! and be posting in minutes!

Brian Kelly whines about his job being too hard.

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I'm not, not licking toads.


Also will stunt your growth.

Well God damn, only reason I got the damn Anarchist Cookbook was to get good advice from getting high on toads. I can't have nothin nice.
 

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Napalm recipe works.


And the pipe bomb instructions. So I'm told...

There's one thing in there where if you skin one of those common brown toads that you always find under your porch and let it dry in the sun. After it dries, scrape off the white flakes from the body and smoke it from a glass pipe and it'll be an insanely intense high. Everybody's too hifalutin to smoke dried up toad flakes and doing it alone would just be desperate.
 

006

Yippy ki yay
15,039
3,599
293
Joined
Apr 18, 2013
Location
Appalachian foothills
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,940.91
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Unfortunately it could be worse. He hasn't broken out "Champions of Life" or "5 star heart" yet. The CMU/Cincy coaching tree is kweerer than a 3 dollar bill.
 

broncosmitty

Banned in Europe
89,646
23,566
1,033
Joined
Apr 19, 2013
Location
Almost Paradise
Hoopla Cash
$ 16,206.54
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
There's one thing in there where if you skin one of those common brown toads that you always find under your porch and let it dry in the sun. After it dries, scrape off the white flakes from the body and smoke it from a glass pipe and it'll be an insanely intense high. Everybody's too hifalutin to smoke dried up toad flakes and doing it alone would just be desperate.
You skin the toad, I'll pack the bowl.

I grow Morning Glories and pick off cow parties, but I've never went to amphibian lengths to get high. (Are toads amphibians? I should prolly google that.)
 

broncosmitty

Banned in Europe
89,646
23,566
1,033
Joined
Apr 19, 2013
Location
Almost Paradise
Hoopla Cash
$ 16,206.54
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Unfortunately it could be worse. He hasn't broken out "Champions of Life" or "5 star heart" yet. The CMU/Cincy coaching tree is kweerer than a 3 dollar bill.
The queerest.
 

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
You skin the toad, I'll pack the bowl.

I grow Morning Glories and pick off cow parties, but I've never went to amphibian lengths to get high. (Are toads amphibians? I should prolly google that.)

My grandpa's mater cages are covered in morning glories.

You ever try any of that angel trumpet tea? I saw how retarded it made my cousin and his friend and never tried it. But rolling up on your cousin digging like a dog in a ditch on the side of the road looking for a toolbox to fit his Toyota and hearing that his friend thought a 3 acre lake was a puddle he could step over and damn near drowned will turn you off a bit.
 

broncosmitty

Banned in Europe
89,646
23,566
1,033
Joined
Apr 19, 2013
Location
Almost Paradise
Hoopla Cash
$ 16,206.54
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
My grandpa's mater cages are covered in morning glories.

You ever try any of that angel trumpet tea? I saw how retarded it made my cousin and his friend and never tried it. But rolling up on your cousin digging like a dog in a ditch on the side of the road looking for a toolbox to fit his Toyota and hearing that his friend thought a 3 acre lake was a puddle he could step over and damn near drowned will turn you off a bit.
The blue morning glories or the purple? Only the seeds of the blue are a hallucinogen.

I've never even heard of Angel trumpet tea. My FIL makes some sort of black trumpet vodka with black trumpet mushrooms. It tastes like shit.
 

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
The blue morning glories or the purple? Only the seeds of the blue are a hallucinogen.

I've never even heard of Angel trumpet tea. My FIL makes some sort of black trumpet vodka with black trumpet mushrooms. It tastes like shit.

They're blue. Used to sell the seeds to the one hippie dude in high school.

Angel trumpets are these things:

1400939846464.jpeg
 

broncosmitty

Banned in Europe
89,646
23,566
1,033
Joined
Apr 19, 2013
Location
Almost Paradise
Hoopla Cash
$ 16,206.54
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
They're blue. Used to sell the seeds to the one hippie dude in high school.

Angel trumpets are these things:

1400939846464.jpeg
I don't think those grow here.

Looks like yellow moon flowers though. And I ain't messin with moon flowers. Or gysum weed. You'll shit your pants and die.
 

006

Yippy ki yay
15,039
3,599
293
Joined
Apr 18, 2013
Location
Appalachian foothills
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,940.91
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
My grandpa's mater cages are covered in morning glories.

You ever try any of that angel trumpet tea? I saw how retarded it made my cousin and his friend and never tried it. But rolling up on your cousin digging like a dog in a ditch on the side of the road looking for a toolbox to fit his Toyota and hearing that his friend thought a 3 acre lake was a puddle he could step over and damn near drowned will turn you off a bit.
It's crazy. I have 60 year old ladies or 20 year old dudes who buy Angel Trumpets. Same with fireworks, 35 year old guy buy 100 dollars worth or sparklers to make bombs or 6 year olds tell dad to buy them because they are scared of fireworks.
 

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I don't think those grow here.

Looks like yellow moon flowers though. And I ain't messin with moon flowers. Or gysum weed. You'll shit your pants and die.

I don't think they grow wild here, but they're a common garden plant.
 

Chewbaccer

Illustrious Potentate
55,471
15,659
1,033
Joined
Jul 10, 2014
Location
Jasper, GA
Hoopla Cash
$ 3,400.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
It's crazy. I have 60 year old ladies or 20 year old dudes who buy Angel Trumpets. Same with fireworks, 35 year old guy buy 100 dollars worth or sparklers to make bombs or 6 year olds tell dad to buy them because they are scared of fireworks.

I'll stick to hard liquor and weed(well, maybe an Adderall on poker night)
 

Ojb81

Well-Known Member
31,587
9,001
533
Joined
Jul 3, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Since the government today is hiding cures for cancer, I wouldn't be shocked if the French government back then was hiding the air conditioner from the public.

Fuckin frogs...
 

Vyle203

Costco Member
3,809
1,326
173
Joined
Oct 31, 2016
Location
Costco
Hoopla Cash
$ 181.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
God damn that's pathetic. It seems like he's in autopilot and has no real desire to be the best. ND is never going to win if that's the attitude of the man in charge of the program.
It sounded to me like he's taking ownership of what happened and trying to make corrections. He's said going to let his coaches coach, and also be more accessible to players.

While I don't like the guy, or necessarily believe he cares about the team or the school, that article was just some hater ass shit.
 
Top