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BREAKING NEWS: Suspicious white powder found at Oregon football training facility

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The Oregon Duck football practice was suspended today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. University of Oregon football coach Mark Helfrich contacted well known University of Oregon donor Phil Knight who immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis of the substance, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. Oregon Ducks wide receiver Josh Huff was seen on the sidelines crying, he later said in an interview that he believed the white powder to belong to former Duck tight end Colt Lyerla. University of Oregon donor Phil Knight has announced that he will spare no expense in ensuring his employ- I mean players, never have to experience this trauma again.
 
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3rd in scoring points per game and 4th in points scored for the season. Bad troll is bad
 

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also practice facility is turf and I dont believe they have chalked lines for there to be a powder
 

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more likely the mysterious white powder has something to do with Lyerla
 

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You shouldn't be able to create a troll post when said troll victim beats your ass by 3 touchdowns.

I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
 

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What..........Oregon averages 46.8 pts per game..
 

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How did this end up in the TB? It's just some funny smacktalk, just like any of the LSU\50 yard line jokes.
 

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How did this end up in the TB? It's just some funny smacktalk, just like any of the LSU\50 yard line jokes.

Yes but that type of smack talk isn't delivered by somebody who's team got waxed by LSU that season.
 
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