Brady Busted for PEDs

[YankeeRebel]

Based on his combine photo's and performance the league was also suspect of Brady's success it's now been confirmed by sources close to the Pats that Brady did indeed make a deal with the devil. The use of Performance Enhancing Demons by Brady has drawn the attention of the Roger Goodell aka the Pope of the NFL, Goodell in a statement declared the Brady will be suspended for 12 games, must perform 12 Hail Mary's and pre lube six rookie TEs for use by The Pope of the NFL.

Brady to contest all penalties.

 

[LetsGoPats]

Funny isn't everyone's thing.

 

[SteelersPride]

Based on his combine photo's and performance the league was also suspect of Brady's success it's now been confirmed by sources close to the Pats that Brady did indeed make a deal with the devil. The use of Performance Enhancing Demons by Brady has drawn the attention of the Roger Goodell aka the Pope of the NFL, Goodell in a statement declared the Brady will be suspended for 12 games, must perform 12 Hail Mary's and pre lube six rookie TEs for use by The Pope of the NFL.

Brady to contest all penalties.

This thread doesn’t deliver

 

[YankeeRebel]

This thread doesn’t deliver

Yet there are two responses already. It's the offseason man.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Funny isn't everyone's thing.

Mehh you were just scared for a minute thinking Hoyer was your starting QB.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

pfft, wtf is this? Whatever, here's a picture of Bryce Dallas Howard looking fine in honor of the new Jurassic World.

 

[YankeeRebel]

pfft, wtf is this? Whatever, here's a picture of Bryce Dallas Howard looking fine in honor of the new Jurassic World.

Who?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Who?

Dude, can someone ban this fool?

 

[SteelersPride]

Yet there are two responses already. It's the offseason man.

Poor attempt at humor, it’s ok

 

[YankeeRebel]

Dude, can someone ban this fool?

Why? Because I have no idea who some random chick is? LOL

 

[YankeeRebel]

Poor attempt at humor, it’s ok

Mehhh I bet some of my fellow Pats fans had a temporary lump in their throat followed by an inner chuckle

 

[Dolemite censored]

Based on his combine photo's and performance the league was also suspect of Brady's success it's now been confirmed by sources close to the Pats that Brady did indeed make a deal with the devil. The use of Performance Enhancing Demons by Brady has drawn the attention of the Roger Goodell aka the Pope of the NFL, Goodell in a statement declared the Brady will be suspended for 12 games, must perform 12 Hail Mary's and pre lube six rookie TEs for use by The Pope of the NFL.

Brady to contest all penalties.

That's 8-10 seconds that I'll never get back, fool.

 

[YankeeRebel]

That's 8-10 seconds that I'll never get back, fool.

Like you have anything better going on in your life.

 

[Danny Ocho]

Based on his combine photo's and performance the league was also suspect of Brady's success it's now been confirmed by sources close to the Pats that Brady did indeed make a deal with the devil. The use of Performance Enhancing Demons by Brady has drawn the attention of the Roger Goodell aka the Pope of the NFL, Goodell in a statement declared the Brady will be suspended for 12 games, must perform 12 Hail Mary's and pre lube six rookie TEs for use by The Pope of the NFL.

Brady to contest all penalties.

I've actually got the joke.

I know Brady wouldn't do such thing to taint the game he plays. But that's a good joke to ignite people's emotions.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Like you have anything better going on in your life.

I'm grilling some free range chicken and brats, enjoying ice cold Redhook ESB. I could have gone without your weak bullshit attempt at humor.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Mean while in Philly :

 

[Dolemite censored]

OPs attempt at humor is a late term abortion.

 

[YankeeRebel]

I've actually got the joke.

I know Brady wouldn't do such thing to taint the game he plays. But that's a good joke to ignite people's emotions.

Well it has some feminist fired up like Dolemite.

 

[LetsGoPats]

Mehh you were just scared for a minute thinking Hoyer was your starting QB.

Better.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Mean while in Philly :

Gotta admit those rings are sexy... Not sure I get the 'we all we got, we all we need' shit, but other than that... two thumbs up from me.