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POLL annual Best Mascot in CFB/Live Animal or Dumb Ass Saturday Morning Cartoon Bullshit

Best Mascots


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AlaskaGuy

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The best mascots for me are the live ones. Here's the order I rank them:

1. Mike the Tiger, LSU
2. Chief Osceola with the flaming spear on horseback, FSU
3. Trojan on horseback, USC
4. Boomer-Sooner horse-drawn Wagon, Oklahoma
5. That damned War Eagle, Auburn
6. Dub, the malamute that thinks he's a husky, Washington
7. Ralphie the buffalo, Colorado
8. The Red Raider dressed in black riding a horse, Texas Tech
9. The mountaineer dude with the rifle, West Virginia
10. The funny-looking buckeye dude, Ohio St.
 

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Mascots are for kids.


Maybe so, but they can sometimes come in handy, especially with those pesky BYU students on their missions.

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The best mascots for me are the live ones. Here's the order I rank them:

1. Mike the Tiger, LSU
2. Chief Osceola with the flaming spear on horseback, FSU
3. Trojan on horseback, USC
4. Boomer-Sooner horse-drawn Wagon, Oklahoma
5. That damned War Eagle, Auburn
6. Dub, the malamute that thinks he's a husky, Washington
7. Ralphie the buffalo, Colorado
8. The Red Raider dressed in black riding a horse, Texas Tech
9. The mountaineer dude with the rifle, West Virginia
10. The funny-looking buckeye dude, Ohio St.

Umm ... What exactly doesn't count as a live mascot?
 

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While we are on the subject, how exactly is Willie The Wildcat classified? Live mascot? Or Saturday morning action figure bullshit? I mean, really, it's just he head that is an action figure . . the rest is just some dude.

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jus' wondering ...... what is made-up potato salad and how is it different from real potato salad?



How many more days till the season?
Has anyone answered this? There should be a thread with a countdown or something. However many days are left, it's way the hell too many.
 
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Smile..you're on Candid Camera! If you were around in 1948. Made it's debut on this date in '48.





Hmmmm.....that last sentence got me to thinking, wasn't that the year 1984 was written?
 

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If the live mascot also properly represents the state then all the better. Also, does Florida have a live gator?
 

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No mention of the 500 lb Russian boar mascot?

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Dogs are the most overused mascot on the planet but still better than some guy in a costume.
And that one only comes in 9th out of dogs.

Ranking CFB's 28 live dog mascots

Having that gay ass Jexas A&M dog as number 1 invalidates that list.

I realize that post is a year old, but it sucks so bad I still feel the need to comment.

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What about formerly alive?
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If a Seminole Indian isn't sticking a flaming spear into the
ground from atop a Horse...there is no mascot/spirit.

FSU doesn't have a "mascot" per se...we have the spirit
of the Seminole Tribe of Florida.

Not only that, how we maintained the name and told the NCAA
to shove it...is legendary itself.

When then FSU President TK Wetherell was summoned to the
NCAA offices in Indy, he brought with him the then Chief of
the Seminole Tribe of Florida...Mike Osceola...the great, great
great grandson of Chief Osceola.

He explained to the do-gooders on the NCAA committee, how
FSU and the Seminole Tribe had worked together for 40 years.

How FSU always gave scholly's to Seminole Indians. How FSU
always sought permission of attire and anything else that would reflect on the Seminole Tribe. He even discussed how the Seminole Tribe got a financial cut out of everything FSU sold
with "Seminole" on it. He told of the time that the Seminole Tribe
took offense at a then named mascot..."Sammie Seminole" and how FSU immediately scrapped it.

He even reminded the committee that the Seminole Tribe of Florida
is the only Tribe never to sign a peace treaty with the American
Government. They just signed a truce.

He said it was their decision to make, not some committee with
the NCAA.

A woman, sitting on the panel then told Mike, in so many words...
"We're just looking out for the well-being of Native-Americans."

To that Mike Osceola responded..."It sounds to me like this is
just another example of the White Man trying to tell the Red Man what's good for him."

Then he sat down. 24 hours later we were Seminoles forever.
 
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